Frosted Flake

After encouraging your partner to over-consume alcoholic beverages and they pass out on the couch, you spew your load all over their face and head to bed. If you prepared your partner adequately, they will remain motionless till morning, allowing your spooge art to dry completely. When you roll out of bed, you sneak up on your still groggy partner and scream “you were GREEAAAT!” In their ear. You should remain alert the following day as revenge moves like an Angry Pirate are often exercised by your disgruntled partner.

She got too drunk to fuck so I just gave her a frosted flake and went to bed.

by Pescitor November 10, 2018

Frosted Fakes

Off-brand or generic version of the Frosted Flakes cereal.

"I could go for a nice bowl of Frosted Fakes right now!"
"You mean Frosted Flakes?"
"We don't have that kind of money."

by Robbie06261995 August 6, 2020

Frosted Flake

A person who displays sketchy behavior while under the influence of cocaine.

Don't you go sellin' that man coke!
He turn into a frosted flake faster than Tony the Tiger!

by Leon The Liger April 8, 2022

frostedflakesaresuperior

Sexy instagram account with a HUGE dick !

"Hi do you follow frostedflakesaresuperior on instagram ?"

" Yes. I do have a big cock."

by sexyperson543 October 22, 2020

FrostedFlakes

The act of ejaculating on a girls bush

Ima FrostedFlakes all up on your pussy

by Turntup_Twinkie April 24, 2016

FrostedFlakes

The act of ejaculating on a girls bush

Ima FrostedFlakes all up on your pussy

by Turntup_Twinkie April 24, 2016

FrostedFlakes

The act of ejaculating on a girls bush

Ima FrostedFlakes all up on your pussy

by Turntup_Twinkie April 24, 2016