The Exorcism

While in bed you immediately mount your significant other and proceed to fart on their chest while holding them down under the covers. Their reaction to the act and the smell will send them into "exorcism" like convulsions and screaming.

Me: " After she embarrassed me at the party last night I had no other alternative retaliation but to give her The Exorcism while she was sleeping."
Bro:" Nah ah dude! You were drinking Guinness all night that must have turned her into a real Emily Rose!"

by DoomHammer November 4, 2014

Exorcist Face

When a guy sees a really sexy girl and results in a transfixed occurrence whereby their eyes are pointed inwards and their tongue is hanging out, drooling.

I was at lunch and this really hot chick stood up and she had the booty the size of a basket ball. Before I knew it, I was staring at her with my exorcist face on with my chicken wrap falling out of my mouth.

by Judas' Exorcist Face January 18, 2011

exercist

Definition #1:

A muscle-bound gym rat who workouts to eliminate his personal demons.

Definition #2:
A personal trainer who is skilled in the art of exercism, and helps others use various workout routines to redeem themselves.

Ex:1
James couldn't kick the habit of smoking, so he became an exercist. He eventually exercised his demons away.

Ex: 2
After Nick got turned down by every girl in school, he went out and got an exercism. The Exercist gave him a 5-day workout plan to follow religiously.

by NlightN1 February 20, 2011

exorcism

shitting, excreting (turkish).
in turkish 'excorcism' is translated as 'bringing out the devil/foul spirits from someone/something'. so figure out resemblance with 'shitting'/'excreting' :).

evocation may be used for similar purpose

I'm going to WC, i have some 'exorcism' to do.

by thesappho March 26, 2009

Exorcism

When a Male ejaculates into his own hand, and begins the motion of frantically flicking his own semen into his sexual partners face, screaming "The power of christ compels you!" or, "The Devil is a liar!".

I gave Barbara the best Exorcism of her life last night, it was messy bro.

by vaginawizard June 16, 2016

Reverse Exorcism

The act of the male cumming into the female eye, causing her to go complete bat shit crazy.

Oh my gosh I came on Jennifer's eye last night and she started having a reverse exorcism!

by Dapope69 September 4, 2013

exorcist

when a female (well, whatever you want) gives a blowjob while lying on her back with her palms flat above her shoulders, raising her body up just like in the exorcist.

oh. my. god. she just gave me the best exorcist ever. i came so hard i think i had a miscarriage.

by Kipp March 12, 2005