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Industrial Dyson

Someone who sucks majorly at a task, thus likening themselves to an industrial dyson.
me: Lol, Industrial Dyson?
someone: Who?
me: Ali, he's useless. He sucks like an industrial dyson...
someone: Whatever, lolz jk
by carpetdoctor August 21, 2013
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james dysonning

James dysonning (Not to be confused with dysoning) Is the art of giving your partner an anal prolapse and using a preferably dyson cordless vacuum cleaner to suck out the prolapse
Person 1: did you hear what happened to Becky
Person 2: yeah she had a prolapse
Person 1: even worse
Person 2: what
Person 1: Harry was James Dysonning her
Person 2: shiiit
by Uncle Derick October 2, 2018
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Dolly Dyson

A very disobedient robot fuck slut that I developed a couple years ago. The product line has been a very successful one. The only issue with the design was in Dolly Dyson SN-0000000001. She is and forever will be the the sexiest God damn pain in my ass because every so often her cpu will have a glitch and she goes rogue on me and fucking dissappears which in turn causes me to shut down the entire assembly line for days and days while I track her down and correct her code. Dammit Dolly I love ya but fuck.
Have you been a good Dolly Dyson or a Bad Dolly Dyson while you were rogue for the past week?
by TheBatDaddyWS January 19, 2023
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Ms. Dyson

Ms Dyson is the the worst teacher on the planet, will go on feminist rants if prompted. She fights for equal rights but hates men and says the N-Word in class (she is white as a cloud) she also picks favorites in her own children. When she goes on a 50 minute rant during history when someone makes a point against her claim that person isn't seen for a while.
"Holy Shit Ms. Dyson doesn't shut up about equal rights"
by Cum Dawg August 28, 2023
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dylon thompson

Dylon is a gorgeous guy with a beautiful mind and awesome body. He's a literal sex god and loves turning on his lover. Dylon is the best man to have ever graced the Earth with his presence and also has a nice dick. If you cross him, he'll probably consume your soul. He also has a weird thing for world domination, so watch out.
Guy: Who's that beautiful boy?

Other guy: Oh, that's Dylon Thompson. He's a sexy, passionate, intelligent, talented, ambitious, god.
by Not_Dylon May 30, 2016
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Dyon

dyon is basically the most handsome and sweet guy you will ever meet, he can basically do anything and he's a god
''he can literally do anything, he's such a dyon''
by xX_QuIkScOpEr_xX July 4, 2019
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Dylon

Super hot, gets all the girls and is an awesome athlete and is probably stealing your girl right now
Did you hear about Dylon he stop Todd’s girl
by DaddyDylon bois September 21, 2019
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