Drop the kids off at the pool.

Taking a crap.

Do they have a toilet here? I gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

by The Other Zone July 13, 2017

Drop the kids off at the pool

Ejaculating semen (kids) into a toilet or the drain of your shower.

What are you going to do now?

I'm going to go drop the kids off at the pool.

by BloodBaath November 29, 2021

drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.

e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"

by anonymous August 21, 2025

Dropping the kids off at the cum lake

When you masturbate and then blow your load in a girls bellybutton and it becomes a cum lake

Dude I dropped my kids off in her cum lake
I was dropping the kids off at the cum lake

by XHennessyx May 1, 2023

Dropping the Kids Off at the Pool

To go number two
To go poop

"Jenny went to drop the kids off at the pool"
"I was just dropping the black kids off at the pool"
"I'm back from dropping the Mexican kids off at the pool"
"I was dropping the kids off at the pool just now"

by Arin C. March 24, 2015

Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink

It's in between an Upper Decker (pooping in the tank) and Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool (pooping in the bowl). You just drop the lid and go to work. It's a much more direct way of saying "Fuck You" to someone you despise. The poop on the lid makes a very slippery surface; much like a skating rink.

I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!

by Mr. Glisten January 28, 2015