drenched

The opposite of lit; something that is dispassionate, everyday, or otherwise depressing.

"Hey, you wanna come over tonight? The girls are coming over and I've got a case of White Claw."
"Sorry, gamer, I can't. I have to wake up early tomorrow morning to go to work."
"Oh, that's hella drenched, bro."

by Jim Dubya January 30, 2020

Dritch

An 'Over the Top' dramatic girl. So dramatic that it's annoying to hear her talk.

Dang that Dritch needs to shut her mouth fa real.

by ☆MaJiK☆ May 7, 2008

Detch

Terrestrial mammal spending most of days sleeping or playing xbox with hands placed just under the waistband of his pants. May be recognized by its distinctive cough/yell mating call or its "ehhhhhhhhhhhh shit" call upon sitting.

Oh man, I just left a huge Detch in the toilet. Check it out, I bet it has AIDS.

by Chris Nease November 28, 2006

dritch

liquid diarrhea or when farting liquid comes out

(self Explanatory) He dritched his pants. I got to run to the bathroom, i got dritch, or the runs. Croation root

by Ern the Hem December 27, 2006

Drutch Oven

When a woman fart in her dress and put her bottom/skirt over someone's head to smell the fart.

"Come here!""AH-HA...drutch oven!"

by Little GoGoKitty February 16, 2009

Dratch

A drunk batch.

A batch is either a bitch with nice shoes or a friendlier way to call a friend a bitch.

A dratch must be a girl, and should be a friend, as it is a friendly term and is said with a friendly connotation.

Being a "dratch" is basically just being drunk and silly, acting a fool.

1) "Youre such a dratch!"

2) "Quit being such a dratch and lets take a shot"

3) "I'm gonna get super dratchy tonight!"

by Timothy Perdue July 28, 2009

Detch

A universal word, the meaning of which is entirely dependent on the inflection used in its delivery.

First known use was in replacement of the word "yes" in reference to a stuffed hippo ("Is that your hippo?" "Detch!")

"Detch, look at that tee shot!"
(This works regardless of how the tee shot went, as long as the inflection is suitable to the emotion being communicated.)

Note: In Midwestern dialect, "detch" can also be combined with "monkeys", as in "That was detch monkeys awesome!"

by Point7Q July 30, 2010