The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.
“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”
by Glimmer December 10, 2023
Pretty much someone awesome but also extremely undervalued. Picture a bulldozer in a sandbox. Then picture a bulldozer with awesome spiked hair, huge calf muscles and a killer marathon time in a sandbox. There's your Director, Projects.
The other day I was walking my dog, and a "Director, Projects" jumped out of the bushes in a ninja suit and kicked me in the head. Then he ran away at a great clip for 26.2 miles.
by Kymera March 17, 2010
When you URINATE , DEFECATE and TAKE A SHOWER you keep having it rubbed in WHO ULTIMATELY is in charge.
A harsh punishment for certain PEDOPHILES.
A harsh punishment for certain PEDOPHILES.
Ultimately this is the most important THINGS IN LIFE and we all are always turning to the BORED OF DIRECTORS as that is are MEANS TO OUR END
Laok as when you PISS AND SHIT ANAL ALAN as everybody can see YOUR BUSINESS and the DENIAL of a SHOWER as to remind you how much you can STINK for the BORED OF DIRECTORS as PEDOPHILES don"t deserve ever any SHOWER as the BOARD OF DIRECTORS won't permit it as it clearly shows and permeates how much of an ASSHOLE you are
Laok as when you PISS AND SHIT ANAL ALAN as everybody can see YOUR BUSINESS and the DENIAL of a SHOWER as to remind you how much you can STINK for the BORED OF DIRECTORS as PEDOPHILES don"t deserve ever any SHOWER as the BOARD OF DIRECTORS won't permit it as it clearly shows and permeates how much of an ASSHOLE you are
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 05, 2021
The director of a historical museum who is unqualified for the position and favors the personality of Emperor Palpatine. Known to make empty promises while backstabbing the volunteers eventually order 66’ing them by forcing them to resign to new museums
“The Supreme Director told me I’m his best curator”-Employee
“Funny you should say that he said you are worthless” -Employee #2
“The supreme director just hogged all the credit for the work we did with the exhibits. He didn’t even help with any of it and showed up late drinking a coffee!”
“Funny you should say that he said you are worthless” -Employee #2
“The supreme director just hogged all the credit for the work we did with the exhibits. He didn’t even help with any of it and showed up late drinking a coffee!”
by BunkyHairTIE June 03, 2023
by C L G July 04, 2021
by CageFightingBlogger July 01, 2014
One who directs a collective group of faggots and is a faggot himself. He primarily answers to the Captain of the Faggots also known as Captain Faggot. Being Director Faggot is a much sought after promotion in the executive world.
Hey you hear that John finally got promoted to Director Faggot. If anyone can handle that job it’s him. He has extensive faggot training and experience.
by RickDickSuperspaz April 07, 2021