dingleberry

Someone who uses their Blackberry device on a toilet and then doesn't wash their hands upon completion. That Blackberry device is now tainted, thus becoming a Dingleberry.

I used my Dingleberry to text message my friends while on the toilet.

by Peakie September 7, 2007

dingleberry

it is NOT a tick

"I have a tick on my butthole!"- guy
"no... it's dried up crap"- chic, ripping off dingleberry with tweezers from guy's butthole hair

by Sassy Walnut May 4, 2010

dingleberry

A piece of poop that comes out the anus with hairs stuck to it.

WOW, theres a dingleberry in my toilet...

by GAMEELO March 30, 2007

dingleberry

a turd hanging from ones ass hair

my ass sleeps on a dingleberry

by DYLANNNNN July 12, 2007

dingleberry

A dingleberry is a hemorrhoid.

Aunt Rosie passed on the dingleberry jam.

by Dick Barry June 19, 2007

dingleberries

When wiping your butt with cheap toilet paper, pieces of cheap toilet paper catch/cling to anus hair(s), therefore having berries that dingle from your butt.

If you use that generic toilet paper, you'll get dingleberries.

by samiam6977 January 16, 2009

dingleberrie

the ultimate comeback! you can die from this. it's the worst insult you can be called!

Vanessa: You are such a dingleberrie!
Lucinda: * dies *

by sir Charles Shrek the 1st July 18, 2020