You are in the wilderness with your lady. You build a nice, romantic fire to keep her warm and hand her a beer. She cuddles in for warmth. You accept and cuddle back. You are not romantic, this is a set up for an monumental Crème Brule (burnt cream) Dessert.
As she feels warm and loved, you use this to your advantage and push for BJ by the aptly roaring fire. She cannot say no and begins to blow you like a Missouri tornado. As soon as you are about to bust, you pull out without telling her and unleash a thick, healthy splattering if jizz all over her face. Before she can do anything, you grab her head and hold it as close to the fire as you can so as to not burn her but rather for the jizz to gently harden over her face. Once she has been glazed over, you pull her away for the fire, let her cool a moment and gently tap the hardened jizz glaze on her face with your dick, not unlike a crème brule with a spoon.
Note – this does not have to be done with a fire, you can also use a radiator, hot plate, etc.
As she feels warm and loved, you use this to your advantage and push for BJ by the aptly roaring fire. She cannot say no and begins to blow you like a Missouri tornado. As soon as you are about to bust, you pull out without telling her and unleash a thick, healthy splattering if jizz all over her face. Before she can do anything, you grab her head and hold it as close to the fire as you can so as to not burn her but rather for the jizz to gently harden over her face. Once she has been glazed over, you pull her away for the fire, let her cool a moment and gently tap the hardened jizz glaze on her face with your dick, not unlike a crème brule with a spoon.
Note – this does not have to be done with a fire, you can also use a radiator, hot plate, etc.
So I was with Mindy the other night. Took her out past Old Bear Road and down by Brawny Creek. Had a cooler full of Millers and started a nice campfire to get her twatt a soppin’. Worked like a charm. Next thing you know, she is sucking me off like a white collar criminal doing hard time with murderers. Well, I pull out my cock and drop a mother load of bag yogurt all over her unsuspecting face. Before she has a chance, I grab her, hold her close to the fire and glaze that jizz over her gub until it forms a nice little crust. Then I pulled her away to let her cool and tapped that crust with my cock till it cracked, like a fancy ass The Crème Brulee Dessert.
by madmarkfromthetdot October 11, 2012
Sheila and I had a big fight.but we made up and she put my groceries in her mouth and I made her dessert
by worldwideschizophrenia December 23, 2013
Fat Chick: I ate so much food, I'm gonna be having fingers for dessert!!
Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night
Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night
by George Burnett May 18, 2007
Fat Chick: I ate so much food tonight, I'm going to be having fingers for dessert
Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night
Skinny Chick: I have fingers for dessert every night
by George Burnett May 10, 2007
Eatin' my dessert in the bathroom
by damnwhatevalor April 14, 2021
by Cap.Obvious November 2, 2015
Meaning to induce vomiting with two finger down your throat after you have (binge) eaten. Aka-Bulimia
by Agent42 June 14, 2010