It's not delivery

The event of the pizza boy stealing your wife.

Ian: I can't believe it wasn't delivery.
Ian: Dear Diary, today I found out it's not delivery, it's fucking my wife.

by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010

delivery

A term used in the sport of Cricket.

When the bowler sends the ball down to the batsman.

That last delivery nearly took the batsman's head off!

by LGD May 10, 2004

delivery

When a dealer brings drugs around to your house or meets you somewhere near your pad.

"I'll ring up 'old mate' for a delivery."

by Diego August 24, 2003

express delivery

An intentional and malicious act taking place in a public restroom. The offender enters a restroom to take a shit in a stall next to an occupied stall or stalls containing an unknown victim or victims. The offender defecates quickly and wipes, but refrains from flushing the fresh feces down the toilet. The foul odor from the shit fills the stall and adjacent stalls, and eventually the entire restroom. The offender must quickly exit the restroom without being seen before the victims, who are still in the act of having a bowel movement, have the opportunity to escape the fumes.

There was a dude in my favorite stall on the first floor so I decided to take an express delivery to show that bitch who's boss.

by JWheels7 January 17, 2011

Boof Delivery

A moment characterised by an absolute high-IQ move of brilliance or luck.

"Holy shit, did you see that shot I just did!?"
"Fuck, that's an absolute boof delivery if I've ever seen one."

by PhoebeB October 2, 2021

Pizza Delivery (SLU Style)

An event that occurs bi-monthly by a drunk-as-fuck horny male. The male must have been recently watching porn and/or consuming dozens of 12 oz keystone lights. The male (who also happens to have a feces fetish) cuts a hole into the bottom of a pizza box and places his dick through it. He then walks over to the neighboring dorms and breaks into his friends room and flaps open the pizza box to expose his wang. Most often the friends will laugh and ridicule him...however he is also susceptible to getting a baseball bat pulled on him for obvious reasons. This obese individual will also commonly begin to masturbate while in the middle of his pizza delivery.

Jorge: Damn bro I'm thinking about boozin tonight!

Max: What a surprise!

Jorge: I know bro I have a problem but I'm just feel like completing 3 consecutive power hours.

Max: Rumor has it that you will be completing a pizza delivery (slu style) tonight...is that true?

Jorge: YOU KNOW WHAT! That's a fantastic idea.....im going to lube up beforehand so that when I get to the neighboring dorms I can bust a quick load!

by SLUStreetRunner July 18, 2011

Delivery-Device

n. Any type of food that will will transport a large amount of delicious condiment/topping into the mouth. Such as: bread is just the delivery-device for butter. Crackers are just a cheese delivery-device, and hot dogs are just a ketchup/mustard delivery-device.

Daughter: Do you want some bread with that butter, dad?
Dad: Well, bread is just the butter delivery-device.

by Pwny912 July 18, 2009