Shit cupboard

Cupboard where you store all the stuff you don’t need but can’t bare to throw away, just in case.

Gaz said “ I had to replace my toilet on Sunday but to get to the stop cock I then had to empty my shit cupboard....

by Dan1ssol June 19, 2024

Cupboard handle

So not cool. Said to someone who thinks they're in the cool group. But isn't.

You're such a cupboard handle 🙄

by Jesta95 May 25, 2023

void cupboard

A cupboard in your home that is earmarked for putting odd items in. It usually starts as a regular cupboard but ends up with anything and everything. Mostly full of items that should have been thrown away or given to someone else but instead are kept because you think you may have use for them in 10 years.

I'll just put this tent in this cupboard. I'm sure we'll use it more than once. It's not as though we have a void cupboard.

by Millgid July 1, 2021

Pooh cupboard

Port a john, port a potty, portable potty

I need to take a dump in the pooh cupboard. John destroyed the pooh cupboard.

by I crack myself up August 14, 2022

Tantalus's Cupboard (TC)

A non newspeak term for Universal Basic Income (UBI).

When goods and services are technically available, visible in store windows, online websites and metaverses, but ordinary citizens can't access them due to shortages, rationing, price and an unacceptable social credit score.

Tantalus a Greek mythological figure, most famous for his punishment in Tartarus, was made to stand in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches. The fruit ever eluding his grasp, the water always receding before he could take a drink.

Carmen: "I just got my UBI payment, but it's barely enough for rent."
Beth: "Classic TC"
Carmen: "fml and f Tantalus's Cupboard (TC)"

by jr99999 July 8, 2024

Cupboard Monger

A person who likes to lurk inside of cupboards spying on unsuspecting victims.

hey sim ya dirty cupboard monger. did i hear you spying on me last night while rooting my missus

by Folesy May 30, 2018

council cupboards

Typical universal credit chav, painted over old wooden cupboards in a white wash that's basically transparent. Generally filthy inside and out

That bitch has got council cupboards

by Chazzyb July 25, 2023