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cupboard

A board you keep your cups on.
I put my cup on my cupboard.
by qwertyjk May 7, 2019
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The Cupboard

A term for a place that someone masturbates in.
"Look at ol' Thomas, wanking away in The Cupboard."
by Weedster Parker January 27, 2022
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cupboard burnt

These walnuts taste cupboard burnt
by Cheyyennerox May 7, 2018
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(Idiom) Take the simple solution to a problem instead of over-complicating it.

Origin:
The phrase comes from an anecdote about a dog that kept stealing bread left on the kitchen counter. The owner tried punishing the dog, which worked if they were home, but the problem continued whenever the dog was unsupervised. When they asked for advice, someone simply said, “Can you put the bread in the cupboard?” Sometimes the easiest fix is the most effective one.

Usage:
If a simple action will prevent an unnecessary problem, and doesn’t inconvenience you, then just “put the bread in the cupboard.”

Completely unrelated to "put the fries in the bag."
"I was totally overthinking which flavor of coffee creamer to buy. All I needed to do was put the bread in the cupboard and get both. I had a buy-one-get-one coupon, anyway."

"Your roommate situation does sound annoying, but sometimes you just have to put the bread in the cupboard. Have you tried carrying your toiletries to and from the bathroom instead of leaving them in the shower? Maybe then they'll stop using your shampoo."
by crumbsalad November 19, 2025
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Indian in the Cupboard

The inner native in every one (despite race)that comes out after too much cheap whisky(wishkey)
*Jeff punches baby

Craig:"whats wrong with Jeff"
Aaron"Hes been drinking Canadian Club all day. He let loose the indian in the cupboard."
by SMegMatic69 May 10, 2022
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cupboard hag

A crotchety old bag of bones that lurks around one's home without the knowledge of the residents
the cupboard hag sat in the musty attic combing her thinning hair and trolling people on the internet
by Cupboardhag November 14, 2015
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council cupboards

Typical universal credit chav, painted over old wooden cupboards in a white wash that's basically transparent. Generally filthy inside and out
by Chazzyb July 25, 2023
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