Cump

When you cum and smoke a blunt at the same time, if you know somebody who does this you don’t cross them

Father:Oh look kids a cumper! Observe closely
Cumper: *incoherent shreking*

by ThatOneCumper November 4, 2020

Cump

When you cum and dump at the same time, reaching the ultimate climax.

"Oh, man. I just had my first cump."

by BangsMccoy June 20, 2021

Cump

1. The act of cumming while taking a dump

2. Poop with cum splattered all over

A. Dude, my mom just caught me taking a massive cump! I busted all over her when she opened the door!

B. Ah, shit! I just took a cump all over Quandale Dingle's friend Juandale Pringle!

C. Joe mama: *slurping noise*

Joe: *shits all over Candice* I'M CUMPING! AAAAUUUHHHHH

D. Ew gross, who took a cump in the urinal?

by Mike Hawksmall July 23, 2022

cump

a large amount of cum on the ground.

i left cump on the ground after i beat my cock in the bathroom

by domainian limbo August 20, 2019

Cump

A cup full of semen.

“Bro, don’t forget to throw away your cump!”

by Cumcake22 May 9, 2021

Cump

Short for a "Corner Jump" in Celeste

You have to do a cump to get past this screen.

by Rand0mHum4n July 18, 2023

Donald Cump

Often played at KKK meetings or conservative hangouts after saying slurs, hating minorities and expressing their unrequited love towards Donald Trump. One player is assigned the role of Donald Trump and must wear a full Donald Trump costume. He then must cum in a cup and pass it to another player. On that player’s turn they must say something they love about Trump, gargle the cum and spit it back into the cup and pass it to the next player. If someone doesn’t say anything nice about Trump they must not gargle and pass the cup to another player unpatriotically. The game is over when the song YMCA is done playing.

Oh boy you down to play some Donald Cump? Let’s say nothing bad about him, and gargle our mouths with his cum like true American patriots. I love America

by AltOblvion December 10, 2024