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Di chet di

Di chet di om hai.
by Khan Yukimura April 10, 2004
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GUFF CHET

NO GUFF CHET, GARTH, THERE IS A DOG STUCK ON THE ROOF.
by KALONEOUS October 17, 2008
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Texas Chet

That guy from your town who has been fired for drinking on the job, somehow still has another job, and thinks wearing a Texas Tuxedo to everything from work to the grocery store to the bar makes him look fashionable. Chet is that guy everyone in town knows and wishes they somehow didn't. His breath smells of Wrigleys Doublemint Gum and Canadian Club. He always speaks of his mythical past in which he was an athlete, a hero, and a ladies man.
Girl At The Bar: OMG who is that guy over there in the denim who won't stop telling me he was a star quarterback in 1966?
Me: Oh that's just Texas Chet.
Girl At The Bar: He wants to buy me a drink.
Me: Let him buy you a couple Busch pounders and let the good times roll. Just walk away if he asks you to check out his Chevy Avalanche.
by D Carver April 28, 2013
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chet cowart

A fucking meathead who loves to lift and piss off his friends and is a pussy who sucks cock
by Yoih October 22, 2015
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Chet

To cry passiontely after a solid masturbation session.
Bro: Yeah man, had a solid night. Got home, had a chet session, it was emotionally a great time.
by gaaaaaabbbbbbbyyyyy January 4, 2019
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chet

When talking to the opposite gender in a way that is essentially flirting
You Chet her up
by Booker84 January 23, 2019
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Chet

A god. A lord. A planet destroyer.
Chet is commonly known as “the blue snail from turbo.” But he is also a god and should be worshipped as such
“Dude did you worship Chet today?”
“No.”
“DUDE YOU CAN GET EXECUTED FOR THAT!”
by ChetLover February 1, 2019
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