Frozen Caveman

When at a party, you place a turd in the back of the hosts' freezer, hidden so as not to be found for quite a long time.

Chuck is such a dick. At his party Friday, I left him a frozen caveman behind the Christmas ham.

by iNOMable snowman July 28, 2008

Filthy Caveman

After a long night of playing drums for a rocking band in hot bar or club, a now hot, sweaty, stinky, hairy, and somewhat dirty drummer sneeks apon an unsuspecting individual and rubs all over said individual while dry humping, in a doggie-style manner the now victims leg. The result of this action is the showing of the drummer's dominateing power and the ability to ward of other beasts from what the drummer now claims his as his own. The drummer may claim one or many it is all depending on his energy and physical condition as well as how many drunks he must defend his now prize from. Hilarity and both a terrible stench, and chafing can result from this action

Al: Dude did you hear what happened at the Missed Conception show last night?
Damien: No what happened at the Missed Conception show last night.
Al: The drummer gave Suzi a FILTHY CAVEMAN!!!

Damien: Oh that is awesome, I bet Sarah was totally jealous!

Al: Yeah I know she was, I heard he wasn't wearing pants.

by Daveoftheboomboom November 01, 2011

captain caveman

Captain Caveman, possibly the most hairy catoon character ever & hails from Wacky Races, where he raced a similar model car to that of Fred Flinstone. Knon for his prowess with a finely fashioned club and his infatuation with Penelope Pitstop.

Captain Caveman really doesn't like Dick Dastardly

by Rez August 29, 2003

caveman fuck

when a girl is so hot, all you want to do is club her boyfriend to death, grab the girl by the hair and drag her into your room and proceed to "fuck the shit out of her" perferably in the anus

person 1: look at that lady, shes gorgeous!
person 2: I know, I'd so caveman fuck her

by otown_sweed August 27, 2006

Caveman Kiss

When two sufficiently scruffy men rub beards to say hello or goodbye to one another.

Vic:Hey man whats up?
Greg: Nuthin much man.
(They Caveman KIss by rubbing beards.)

by Greg Metro October 18, 2008

The Needy Caveman

A man who really likes to have anal sex.

Gary was the needy caveman.

by Spandex McGee. July 11, 2008

Caveman Seduction

The method of seducing a woman in the style of a primitive human.

When you knock out your love interest, drag her back to your cave by her hair and show her you have command of fire. This will impress and arouse her and she will then have sex with you.

This is an example of Caveman Seduction.

by Ed Freemen September 06, 2010