carpet bomb

Carpet bombing refers to the act of a man ejaculating from the top bunk of a bunk bed onto either the floor another person, such as a woman or another man

Dude I just carpet bombed the shit out of Jennifer.

by Sbobby January 3, 2025

Carpet Bombing

When a person is afflicted by stomach cramps indicating an urgent need to "take the Browns to the Superbowl" and they do not make it to the nearest lavatory in time, thus soiling themselves, any carpet (or other floor coverings) they are standing on and any bystanders.

Officer Worker 1: "What's up with Jeff? He's grey in the face and looks like he's been stabbed in the guts!"
Officer Worker 2: "Yeah, Jeff was dumb enough to eat the leftover Prawn Bhuna for lunch and now he's carpet bombing in the corridor in front of the CEO. Not a great day for him........"

by Welsh Guy July 12, 2018

Carpet bomb

When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face

“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds ”

“Aye man”

by PoisonousSea323 December 7, 2021

Carpet bombing

Jizzing on to a girls bush

Dude, so last night I hooked up with Carla and it was total carpet bombing.

by Peanutbutter spread June 4, 2018

Carpet Bombing

The run to the toilet while shitting yourself after a hot curry the previous evening.

Oh no I'm about to do some carpet Bombing!

by Owen smithers June 24, 2019