Male Offspring of a Female Canine

A polite way to say Son of A Bitch

He's a male offspring of a female canine.

by BEKBEK January 17, 2009

Canine Peanut Butter Surprise

When one covers their penis in peanut butter and let's their dog friend lick it off.

Fido was in a treat once Justin decided to prepare a Canine Peanut Butter Surprise for him.

by Frostitute February 28, 2015

What bizarre act is the canine performing?

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.

"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

by sigma sugma September 08, 2021

Canine Centipede

The act of taping Dogs mouths to other dogs butt holes

Guy#1 Did you feed the Canine Centipede?
Guy#2 sorry i forgot it must be starving

by WangDangAtomicTango February 15, 2016

benign canine

A friendly dog.

He's a benign canine--you can pet him safely.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019

Canine's lipstick

Another name for a Dog's Red Rocket

Dude your dog got a Canine's Lipstick

by God_Of_Femboys August 09, 2021

domestic canine

Back-formation of "homedog", meaning "a peer with whom one's relationship does not extend beyond camaraderie and brief physical contact upon greeting and valediction".

Alternatives: mate, bled, bruv, homie.

"What descends in the surrounding residences, domestic canine?"
(= "What's going down in the hood, homedog?")

by J. Depvo July 26, 2009