by lucy April 11, 2005
Get the New Canaan Girls Swim Teammug. its time to face facts ladies (and i use that term loosely). you have lost to the lady warriors a myriad of times. you will not beat them any time soon either even with your divers. the lady warriors have pwned and will continue pwning you. deal. it's a fact of life.
-does the new canaan girls swim team suck?
--Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
...thats what i thought
--Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
...thats what i thought
by WHSST May 7, 2005
Get the New Canaan Girls Swim Teammug. hah...we didn't get those shirts custom made...WE MADE THEM OURSELVES..we also didn't all have aprons..but thanks for the idea! Nice job rams...you've succeeded in making complete fools of yourselves again...words cannot describeeee!
by Lady Warriors<3 April 25, 2005
Get the New Canaan Girls Swim Teammug. huuuuuuge dick dude, hella money, super awesome totally super cool, sexiest nigga alive tbh, knows supermodels and celebrities, kicks it with grillionaires, is a niche micro internet celeb on twitter
canaan is a silly nigga
by eeeeekdkdnenrrrr November 23, 2021
Get the canaanmug. by Adolf Hitler's aenpai April 29, 2022
Get the Canaan syndromemug. Canaan Lamberth is just about the whitest black kid you’ll meet. No wonder he can only keep a girlfriend for 2 hours. He had to get an ear pierced so people would take him seriously. What a guy
Canaan Lamberth’s balls are touching
by Ballscanttouch69 December 5, 2017
Get the Canaan Lamberthmug. A small town it Connecticut where spoiled white kids thrive. If you don't have at least one kid that plays one of the following: soccer
Lax
Football
Then get the hell out. Walking around the halls of Saxe Middle school, don't be alarmed if you hear "do you have the stash" in a hushed voice. they are most likeley talking about the toxic glue mixture they call slime. If your out on the town you will find kids who look way too young to be out on their own strolling around with Starbucks in one hand and the latest iPhone in the other. The known dress code is expensive brand tops, iviva legging or ripped jean and some known brand of shoes. (Uggs, bean boots, converse , vans etc..) for girls and for guys just... vineyard vines and some sort of lax or football franchise. All freshman girls look the same, dress the same, and have pin straight hair in a side part. The diversity rate is somewhere around 0%. At least one of everyone's parents commute to NYC via train and have high pay jobs. If you sit in the student section without intoxication then your dead. If you want your little girl to embrace her differences then do not move to New Canaan.
Lax
Football
Then get the hell out. Walking around the halls of Saxe Middle school, don't be alarmed if you hear "do you have the stash" in a hushed voice. they are most likeley talking about the toxic glue mixture they call slime. If your out on the town you will find kids who look way too young to be out on their own strolling around with Starbucks in one hand and the latest iPhone in the other. The known dress code is expensive brand tops, iviva legging or ripped jean and some known brand of shoes. (Uggs, bean boots, converse , vans etc..) for girls and for guys just... vineyard vines and some sort of lax or football franchise. All freshman girls look the same, dress the same, and have pin straight hair in a side part. The diversity rate is somewhere around 0%. At least one of everyone's parents commute to NYC via train and have high pay jobs. If you sit in the student section without intoxication then your dead. If you want your little girl to embrace her differences then do not move to New Canaan.
by Thedeathofabachelor December 5, 2017
Get the New Canaanmug.