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by The best bus driver November 4, 2017
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terry the bus driver

An awesome sauce bus driver who, to most men, is highly erotic. That extra bit of flab makes him all the more epic.
Terry the bus driver: "Make sure you don't learn too much at school kids!"
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the Three-Fingered Bus Driver

An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.
"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."
by Adam W. and Adam B. January 9, 2009
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Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-driver

When having sex in a bus, bus station, bus stop, the receiving partner proceeds to take a shit in the giving partners mouth, the giving partner then shoots the human excrement back up the receiving partners asshole, then as the turd is half hanging out the persons anal sphincter a deodorant can "flame thrower" is used to light the shit on fire it is then pushed fully back into the persons asshole.
Shadi " that was a really great party last night mick, but why do i have shit all over my ass and third degree burns around and inside my asshole"

Mick "we must have done the Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-driver !!!!!"

Shadi " NOT THE REVERSE ROMANIAN BUS DRIVER !!!!!"
by Dirty Mick March 14, 2011
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New York School Bus Driver Drunk

being legally drunk / intoxicated to the point where you think its ok to drive little kids around and argue with them all.
Nick: "Hey broski, what did you do last night?"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"
by Tri-State Vocaburist January 6, 2010
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And the Bus Driver Stood Up and Started Clapping

The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.
-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.
by FIRC August 11, 2014
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Bus driver wave

When 2 bus pass each other the drivers will wave to each other. BUT if the buses are from different depots or other companies the drivers may choose to ignore the other driver.
If the drivers know each other personally they may flip off each other, give the finger to each other, or tell the other driver to Fuck Off
When bus S2003 passed bus C5109 the driver of the C bus ignored the S bus instead of giving the Bus Driver Wave.
When the S bus saw the C bus next he flipped the driver off and told the driver to Fuck Off Cunt
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