The serendipity felt when you and your partner simultaneously rush to the toilet with matching turtle heads, choose to share lid space simultaneously, and coordinate the expulsion of each's turds in such a way that said butt popsicles clash and create a mid-air collision of excrement; a celebratory anal tango or fecal high five
Stacy and I's chocolate starfish schedules are all synched up, so we celebrated by bumpin' browns in her parent's master bathroom this morning.
by Megatronwins March 05, 2018
Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations
Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"
by Pitt 3rd floor June 07, 2009
When a girl or guy that has a boyfriend/girlfriend and has sexual intercourse with another girl/guy, or when they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend and they just have sexual intercourse with a person without a label.
"he's humpin and bumpin with someone else!"
":o"
"those people are humpin and bumpin"
"they're not even dating, though?
":o"
"those people are humpin and bumpin"
"they're not even dating, though?
by 0001122 January 29, 2011
by DamagedX October 30, 2022
That bitch was so happy to go to jail so she could go back to bumpin' biscuits.
"I can hardly walk, I was bumpin' biscuits with Nadia last night!"
"I can hardly walk, I was bumpin' biscuits with Nadia last night!"
by working... December 14, 2015
To argue with someone... to get up in their face, so much so that you're in a close enough proximity to them to where your chests are touching or are nearly touching.
by MissLatinaPreciosa December 30, 2006
The mating ritual of two people resembling beached whales resulting in an ugly, sometimes turtle-like scraggly offspring.
by Tardified July 29, 2010