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The dirty bowling ball

When you insert 4 fingers into gf/wife vagina and thumb in asshole sliding her down the hallway yelling strike.
I gave my wife the dirty bowling ball and nearly took out the the dog.
by Cal410 February 12, 2024
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Bowling ball

A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.
Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.

The art of bowling balls, my children.
by skippythetoiletfan April 7, 2024
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fearless bowling ball

Where you put your index finger and thumb in a midgets ass and vagina and throw them on the bed using the pillows as bowling pins
I Made that midget girl into a fearless bowling ball
by DarcyVR January 27, 2025
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Bowling ball with your name on it

A gift that is intended more for the giver than the receiver.

From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".
You got her a toolbox for her birthday?!? Kinda a bowling ball with your name on it.
by Mc1081SA August 29, 2021
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holding the bowling ball

When (usually) two females are having sexual inter course and one female inserts her middle and ring finger into the vaginal opening , and her thumb in the anus.
In bed, her favorite sex move is holding the bowling ball.
by Aaayyyee-it's-me March 3, 2017
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Skert into the bowling ball

When a fat kid walks onto the road unaware of you the driver and due to the body mass of the individual creates the car to flip as many times as James Bond in Casino Royal
individual 1: "Skert into the bowling ball lol."
individual 2: "Ahahahaha, I hope the car is alright lol."
by EnDo_Cheezuz May 15, 2017
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Bowling Balls

A person with 2 fat parents, aren't overweight but have rolls.
by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024
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