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Bork

{verb} To fornicate, have sexual intercourse, or pound in a rhythmic fashion. also see bang, slam, screw, do, sex, sloppy joe, etc.
Hey homey, look at that fine-ass dimepiece over thurr. I'd bork that.
by Skyler Mann December 6, 2007
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Bork

Noun: Bork is the name given to the Barnslig Giraff soft toy sold at ikea, which looks like a borked Giraffe. Borks like to dance to Drum and Bass while shaking their long necks and also love to play tug boats. They are friendly creatures and great with kids.
Hannah: Hey Bork can you go get us some um nums from the kitchen please..
Bork: Bork Bork Bork!
by Morgan Martin-Skerm July 5, 2008
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Borking

The most amazing sexual experience you'll ever have in you life. Borking is a sexual experince that requires atleast ONE swede and is very common in the northern parts of europe.
"So, any borking going on lately?"

"Once you go Swede you never go back."
by Sassmasterofsweden May 17, 2014
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the bork

1.this is a man that hits on women, only to have it all go down the tubes. he looks suave, but can't cut it with the ladies.
2.verb-you can use bork in place of the word fuck in any sentence
What a loser, he looks just like the bork.

Dude, I was borking this girl for like 6 months until I found out she had crabs.
by Stosselite December 9, 2007
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Borking

Boor-king (state of being) Messing around, wasting time, fucking off, having a laugh.
"Hey, what you doin' there sittin' on the stairs?"

"Oh, just borking."
by Wes Ferguson July 31, 2005
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Borking

means fucking boring, bored as fuck, or any other word you see fit to put there.... i prefer fuck
That Andy Danial is so Borking your gonnna have a murder suicide on your hands here soon.
by the bear jew 117 November 9, 2010
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bork

damn, myspace is borked again
by caden July 5, 2006
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