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Verbal Blueball

When someone (usually a woman) begins a phrase that sounds mildly intriguing, then shortly cuts off their sentence with either silence or a "never mind."
Prime example of a Verbal Blueball:

Christina: "You know, I was thinking that maybe... Nevermind."

You: "Nice fucking job Christina, you just verbally blueballed me again."
by PengBoy69 May 16, 2019
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blurb jurb

When you're getting a blow job in the clurb.
Club Patron 1: Did you see that dude in the clurb? I heard some girl was givin' him some brain in the bathroom.

Club Patron 2: Blurb jurb fo sho!
by clam_hammer September 12, 2009
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Burbaphobia

A persistent, abnormal, and irrational fear of a outer suburban areas that compels one to avoid it, despite the awareness and reassurance that it is not dangerous. A sufferer will go to great lengths to avoid the outer suburbs, typically disproportional to the actual danger posed, often being recognized as irrational. In the event the suburbs cannot be avoided entirely, the sufferer will endure the suburbs with marked distress and significant interference in social or occupational activities.

Burbaphobia typically results from a fear of lack of general infrastructure - such as public transport, cinemas, shops and medical practitioners.

Suffers of this debilitating condition do not typically live in the outer suburbs, else they would cease to function.

Paradoxically visits to the country are fine and do not present with symptoms.
1. An attack of burbaphobia: Panic attack at the end stop of a tram line and the realisation that the fear is compounded by regions that do not have train stations.
by smjohnstone April 15, 2013
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Audio blueballs

An emotional feeling you get moments after a song is turned off or changed before an amazing solo.
Dude my ipod died right before the guitar solo in sweet child o mine and i got audio blueballs!
by shawncm1 May 11, 2011
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blurble

The act, and corresponding sound, of cunnilingus. Specifically, "blurble" refers to the sound made when a vagina is "motor-boated," as the kids say.
Did you blurble that? Aw, man... bet you gotta mouthful of cottage cheese from that meat curtain.
by Motor-Boating Son of a Bitch February 11, 2009
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Burbarian

An obsessive Burberry wearer with a highly violent temperament. Often seen behind bus shelters, or other enclosed areas, scrawling poorly worded ‘graffiti’ upon public property. Note that any attempt at conversation will be met with a rebuttal of unimaginative invectives.

Warning: Moving into the vicinity of such a creature could cause instant death due to passive smoking or sudden lack of faith in the human race.

Also see: Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers, Skangers, Janners, Stigs, Scallies.
All Burbarians should be shot at birth—it's bound to happen at some point anyway...
by Sam Williamson March 6, 2004
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emotional blueballs

When your crush seems interested but shoots you down when you finally profess your love.
man 1: I thought she liked me but turns out I'm just a "friend".
man 2: Ouch.. You okay bro?
man 1: I'm alright, but I have a serious case of emotional blueballs.
by acatlin December 18, 2009
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