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Blondie™️

Stupid loser that told me I’m gay but I’m not and it’s rude and I hate elephants that eat grasshoppers without cars in Mexico and men are shoulder hurt.
“Damn I didn’t know that I could be sued for the use of the word blondie™️ By her”
by anonymous May 17, 2022
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Blondie

The best singer of all time. Blondie is incredible and can be referred to as Taylor Swift.
person 1: "wow...who wrote this song? It's AMAZING!!!!"
person 2: "It's Blondie. DUH"
by blondie4life13 March 15, 2023
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Blondie

Blondie is really cool. He got messy hair and does stupid things, like running from the cops. Blondie remembers the small things, like the color of candy you like most and what you like to do. He's very considerate and kind despite making it seem like he's not. You can find blondie at Christian camp. His real name will probably be Alec, be kind to him he deserves it
Man, Blondie is so pretty

I know, I wish I was his girlfriend!
by three._ June 13, 2023
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Atomic Blondie

When you 69 with 2 tangerines and close you and let anything.
I thought it was a crime scene when I walked in, but it was an Atomic Blondie.
by Kmanisles February 6, 2022
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British Blondie

Those white blonde British men you see on the media. Many females simp for them really hard. Always rich and ends up being the villain. They're very sus and don't get any bitches because of their status.
Person 1: Ugh, not the British Blondies! They're so annoying!
by teetersworld March 8, 2023
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short barrel blondie

This is a sassy, but classy blonde that is usually sexy as hell, born between 1993 and 1996, she will rip you to pieces like a short barrel shot gun, but she will also give you the best sex of your life and be the loyal woman of your dreams if you treat her correctly.
Hey babe wanna go get me a sandwich ... ( Racking of short barrel blondie) who do you think I am you miserable dick drip , go get it yourself.

Or

Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.
by MarriedtoMo828 November 11, 2021
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