The Bates

having a girl sit on your lap shitting between your legs while having sex with you while you are shitting as well.

"dude, the bates i had last night was the worse of my life. long story short, big mess."

by swervin November 2, 2009

David Bates

A wacky conductor with epic facial expressions. Has an amazing girl range, can go higher then sopranos and lower than the base. He makes everyone lol and is so embarrassing. He has worse floppy hair than Hugh Gant.

Person A: 'OMG!!!! He has a very high voice'
Person L: 'Does he have floppy hair?'
Person A: 'Yhh he makes everyone lol so bad'
Person L: 'Hes a David Bates'

by John Smith233 October 9, 2011

bryan bates

A feral apex predator who does not deserve any pleasure in life. Lonely, uncharismatic, and selfish, this being will rip your dick off along with your will to live.

Hey man, you're acting like that Bryan Bates, what're you gonna do next, suck my dick, then cheat on me with a frog?

by PureValuableSewageTrash May 20, 2018

mad bates

similar to master bates; opposite of happy bates; someone who doesn't give a shit

Who was that guy that took those three girls home from the bar last night?
That was mad bates he does that all the time.

by mad abby December 19, 2011

ryan james bates

A person who doesn’t like non-whites and has a hairy lower back

Bro shave your back you look like a Ryan James Bates!
Nah bro it defines who I am!

by Chester McBadbat November 28, 2019

russell bates

one who is a fucking idiot, has a small penis which is used
for ramming cats up the ass =)

fuck you just pulled a russell
fuck you russell bates!

ex: james why can't my cat walk?
cause i pulled a russell

by dave nielsen March 21, 2008

Pro Bates

A person who is not him or herself in public and strives for perfection and has a strange obsession on number of things. The person can possibly be psychotic as Patrick Bateman. He or she might show a few signs like jealously and tries to keep cool, so he or she won't show their true image.

"Dude, have you met that guy last weekend? Fucking Pro Bates all afternoon."

"There goes Bruce Wayne in his formal suit at a restaurant. Definitly Pro Bates."

by Justified501 October 30, 2012