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Mental Avalanche

~ When you talk about anything in which people have no comprehension nor conceptional ideal on what you are talking about, because of the intellectual or educational experiences above their own.
"Bobby, do you know about Neurotheology, and how one might suggest that god and the universe act similarly to that of a brain cell?"

Bobby- "Man, slow down, god has nothing to do with your science."

Mr. "X"- " Why Bobby, You Are so cool: It's like you've been hit by a mental avalanche, and didn't know it."
by Faran the Grey January 27, 2011
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69 avalanche

It is when you 69 somebody and they shit all over your face and upper chest.
Me: Last night, Miranda and i 69 avalanched. It was heaven on earth!
Charlie: Man, I wish me and my girlfriend would let me do that!
Me: Yeah, I find that a good old fashioned 69 avalanche spices up any relationship, its worked for me!
by XxMethanxX March 5, 2014
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Dick Avalanche

When an attractive girl recently becomes single and guys she's not interested in, hit on her several times a day
"I've only been single for a week and guys won't stop texting me! It's been a real dick avalanche!"
by alex1596 July 26, 2014
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Minnesota Avalanche

When a man takes a a fat steamy dump on the top of a slip’n slide and it rolls down, gaining momentum, until it enters the mouth of the women at the bottom end of the slip’n slide.
Brad: “ Angela... what are you doing here?”
Angela: “ I heard all of the girls at school talking about how you gave them a Minnesota Avalanche and how sexy it was... do you think you would give me a Minnesota Avalanche too??”
by Spaghetti Jake March 1, 2021
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Strawberry Avalanche

1) A song by owl city
2) A drink that consist of strawberry lemonade, vodka, and snow. Created by Eugene and Adam
Dude I got sooo fucked up yesterday from that Strawberry Avalanche
by AEdrinks July 25, 2010
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Avalanche

When you cum in a girls mouth, and kick her down the stairs while yelling "Avalanche"
Hence the wad of sticky white fluid on face, or in throat, going downhill! Avalanche!!!
by Scotty Diesel February 10, 2007
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The Avalanche

When a man is having sex at the top of a flight of stairs then spits on the females back then when she turns around you blow it in her face then spartan kick her down the stairs and yell avalanche.
Yo, dude what happened last night I heard someone fall down the stairs? Yeah dude I gave that girl The avalanche
by jimbeaner June 28, 2011
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