Asparagus body

You have a “straight” body shape with no curves, you stink but you have layers and your beautiful.

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)

Chloe- (stares blankly)

Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.

Emily- My what??

by $helly$shell September 9, 2020

Asparagus Green

Close to a light, sweet pea in color, it looks very nice as an accent or wall color in a room.

I never thought asparagus green would look pretty in here, but it's not bad.

by Constance ♥ January 21, 2009

Jeffrey Asparagus

Jeffrey but he is Asparagus

Person 1: Have you guys ever had sex with Jeffrey Asparagus
Person 2: All day every day friend

by NachosBellGrande33 May 17, 2022