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A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.
"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."
by Tochterlieber December 9, 2013
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Amusement-lag

When your media feeds can't keep up with your desire to be entertained.
Nothing's coming through on Facebook, email, Google plus or Twitter; I'm suffering total amusement-lag.
by TimGuyKing June 25, 2014
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Amusement park buddy

Guy 1-You gonna take your amusement park buddy to the amusement park?
Guy 2- My amusement park buddy has already been on all the rides there 10 times. Amtrak doesn't offer the number of rides she's already been on, it's not just a rumor, its true. I'm not the only amusement park buddy of hers.
Guy 2-Boo, you're not the only one who's got to get rid of her.
Guy 1-She's got one less amusement park buddy, even if she's got all the amusement park buddys she needs already.
by Solid Mantis December 4, 2019
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amuse sploosh

A short yet satisfying sexual encounter that usually leaves you wanting more. It can be considered both a good or bad experience dependent on the situation.
"How was last night's hook up?"
"It was a good amuse sploosh, but next time I hope it lasts more than 3 minutes"

"I haven't gotten laid in months, I need at least an amuse sploosh"
by Sploosh bot May 18, 2018
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Amus

A strong independant women who likes ponies and friendship way too much. This type of rare pokemon loves to wear tight pants in mating seasons. She is often looking for another strong independant women to make spacial scissors with it.
OMG cette fille la est tellement Amus
by sergeant badass December 17, 2017
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Amue

An amue is a person who gets a holr lit of girls. Hes basically a pussy magnet.
Damn that boy is an amue!
by Assslapper69 April 14, 2020
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Amusement-itis

Amusement-itis is when you can’t seem to make someone laugh, even though you used to all the time.
Example
“I just said a joke” “yeah but it wasn’t funny” “ but I used to make you laugh all the time... oh no I’ve got AMUSEMENT-ITIS”.
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