by MURICA44 August 28, 2014
Get the Americaningmug. An American is your typical person everyone loves to hate, fat, stupid, redneck, a general twat with an IQ of 0.1
Guy1- Dude look at all these stupid fuckin' american tourists Guy-2 yeah......if only murder was legal
by Eddie-Iron Maiden August 5, 2009
Get the Americanmug. Just another group of people! :) Not fat people who are so dumb they don't know where your or our country is.
Dumb person: mericans are fat and dumb and dnt kno wer der contry or r country is! Tatahahataha!
Smart person: Americans are smarter than you! Now stop stuffing your mouth with pizza! Oh, and instead of sitting around all day why don't you try and finish doing your 2nd grade math.
Dumb person: Becuzzz i haz oter ppl 2 do
Smart person:.....
Smart person: Americans are smarter than you! Now stop stuffing your mouth with pizza! Oh, and instead of sitting around all day why don't you try and finish doing your 2nd grade math.
Dumb person: Becuzzz i haz oter ppl 2 do
Smart person:.....
by Unique252 October 8, 2011
Get the Americanmug. Any white person born in North America (excluding Canada), as a result of a white slut's excessive cum-swallowing through her vaginal cavity which is also as big as North America, to adhere the crown of the world once Hollywood's Israel nukes the living shit out of Arabs, leaving behind only China and Russia as major imports of child pornography. Contrary to many theories, Americans are not dumbfuck retards, it's only a mere coincidence.
by Cum on me now October 15, 2008
Get the Americanmug. An American is a person from the two continents of America but generally the USA people think theyre more american
A person who writes in on urbandictionary to defend the USA by indirectly using stereotypical insults such as "...i could say all british people have bad teeth and drink tea but i won't" is a great example of there ability to undermine their own point
An american is a person who has no or very little geographical knowledge of the wider planet and has never heard of Wales
An american is a person, say bill gates, who has pre programmed all microsoft computers with the English language and failing miserably as they forget the U in colour and neighbour and flavour
Any person from the USA which you will meet and they will say they never voted for bush, and you say to yourself, well someone did i have never met one!
An american who thinks a pound is a burger and not a currency
An american is a person who thinks bugers are an american food invention
An american can be someone who is still hung up on WW2
An american can be also a person who had real strong feelings about the germans even though they were never bombed
A person who writes in on urbandictionary to defend the USA by indirectly using stereotypical insults such as "...i could say all british people have bad teeth and drink tea but i won't" is a great example of there ability to undermine their own point
An american is a person who has no or very little geographical knowledge of the wider planet and has never heard of Wales
An american is a person, say bill gates, who has pre programmed all microsoft computers with the English language and failing miserably as they forget the U in colour and neighbour and flavour
Any person from the USA which you will meet and they will say they never voted for bush, and you say to yourself, well someone did i have never met one!
An american who thinks a pound is a burger and not a currency
An american is a person who thinks bugers are an american food invention
An american can be someone who is still hung up on WW2
An american can be also a person who had real strong feelings about the germans even though they were never bombed
theres too many americans
how many americans does it take to throw a dictator out of power who lives in a hole? 2! whos more stupid?
american "beer" sucks
why are americans such cunts?
why do americans think theyre cultured?
why do americans think they have moral high ground?
why do americans hate stereotyping when use it themselves?
how many americans does it take to throw a dictator out of power who lives in a hole? 2! whos more stupid?
american "beer" sucks
why are americans such cunts?
why do americans think theyre cultured?
why do americans think they have moral high ground?
why do americans hate stereotyping when use it themselves?
by god_sidge October 7, 2009
Get the Americanmug. Idiots that are so self absorbed that they think they are the best in the world. The only people that believe that you rather pay hundreds of thousands for health instead of adding a little more to their taxes and making it free
Those Americans are the most self-righteous asshole ever. They believe that they are free in suffering
by Thinshady21 December 14, 2021
Get the Americansmug. American the definition for people who are from America who are lazy, fat, selfish, and do nothing all day but eat.
Miguel: Im gonna get a slider to eat for dinner
Joe: Im gonna get a double cheeseburger with extra cheese, bacon, a side of 12 ribs, and a huge chocolate shake to top it off.
Miguel: Wow, such as American.
Joe: Im gonna get a double cheeseburger with extra cheese, bacon, a side of 12 ribs, and a huge chocolate shake to top it off.
Miguel: Wow, such as American.
by Psyundung231 May 3, 2022
Get the Americanmug.