by llolchahajs December 13, 2020
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Get the Alondra mug.Alondra is the dumbest motherfucker on this fucking planet. She says the dumbest a human has ever heard. She is also God-forsakenly short and has a new crush every fucking week. She can't put together a fucking sentence but kicks everyone's ass in Word Bites, how ironic. If you have an Alondra in your life, get rid of her, please, for your own fucking good.
Person 1: Who is that girl talking out of her ass?
Person 2: That's just Alondra, don't mind her, she's too stupid to say anything smart. Let's go beat her ass.
Person 2: That's just Alondra, don't mind her, she's too stupid to say anything smart. Let's go beat her ass.
by mustangwhore December 1, 2024
Get the Alondra mug.Alondra means helper and defender of mankind they are an independent with an amazing personality. She is really smart but says a lot of stupid things. She expects people to treat her the way she treats them. Although she doesn't think before she talks, Alondra has a big heart and puts other people before herself. She may seem like a mean person, but she is not.but she is not Very Forgiven If you do something to her, she will never forget or forgive you. She would think about it constantly, and seek revenge.. But she’s super loyal. At first, she won’t look social likable, but after a few times, she will show you how loyal and funny she is
Person one:hi
Alondra:hi
Two weeks later
Alondra: How are you doing? Wanna hang out?
Person one: for sure hanging out with you a
Is So fun
Alondra:hi
Two weeks later
Alondra: How are you doing? Wanna hang out?
Person one: for sure hanging out with you a
Is So fun
by Greencar19 August 11, 2024
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by Tmanoof1man2man3man November 20, 2023
Get the Alondra mug.Alondra is the kind of girl that makes the ugliest girl feel beautiful because of how ugly she is.She is the kind of person that makes you cry because of how ugly she is.She is that one annoying girl in your class that no one really like.Her favorite hobby is to bug people that dont like her.
Girl1: (Cry)
girl2: Why are you crying?
Girl1:I just saw Alondra Gonzalez (cry more)
Boy1:Alondra Gonzalez keeps calling me her bestfriend but i dont even like her.
Boy2:Oh my god she does that to me too so annoying. (sad)
girl2: Why are you crying?
Girl1:I just saw Alondra Gonzalez (cry more)
Boy1:Alondra Gonzalez keeps calling me her bestfriend but i dont even like her.
Boy2:Oh my god she does that to me too so annoying. (sad)
by TheHonestOne28 October 30, 2018
Get the Alondra Gonzalez mug.Alondra is the most gorgeous girl ever, she has such a high and positive attitude, she doesn’t give no fucks about what anybody says to her. She may look mean but she is the kindest person ever! Alondra is a very loyal person and best friend, she is so heart warming and she will stand up for you and make sure you don’t have to go through anything bad. Alondra keeps her mind high-ended and she will stick with you and will comfort you anytime she needs too. Alondra is the bestest friend you could ask for!💗
Alondra: hey r u okay?
Friend: no
Alondra: listen, you are the best thing I could ask for and I’ll be her for it
Friend: no
Alondra: listen, you are the best thing I could ask for and I’ll be her for it
by Kenna tay March 16, 2025
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