Blacksmith's Apron

An overabundance of pubic hair. Usualy covering a majority of the frontal pelvis. Very popular in the 1940's but falling from favor in the 90's.

That Demi Moore realy has a nice Blacksmith's apron.

by saltlick April 11, 2011

Butcher's Apron

A particularly spiteful sexual act necessitating the consumption of large amounts of red meat prior to engagement in coitus. One must then seduce a strict vegetarian, a vegan being of additional value. Having done so, begin the process of intercourse. In the midst of your passionate love making, induce vomiting, covering your partner in a meaty paste. Be sure to apologize, stating something along the lines of "I had a bunch of meat for dinner, must have messed with my stomach". Enjoy the ensuing revulsion.

Bro, I totally gave that PETA chick a butcher's apron. She cried for hours!

by Sir Reist December 12, 2010

Butcher's Apron

The person you date to cover up the fact that you're a sociopath and don't care about anyone, including them.

A sociopath's version of a beard.

Dan's an "interesting guy." Have you met this week's butcher's apron? Why she isn't running for the hills I just don't know.

by Feckless Wonder October 21, 2020

aaron mitchell stevens

a fat ass roller

oh shit he’s kinda fat
well, duh, he’s aaron mitchell stevens

by hahafuckyou123 December 21, 2019

aaron mitchell stevens

a fat man who is a roller and is a manipulative man whore

that guy is so fat

yea that’s aaron mitchell stevens

by hahafuckyou123 December 21, 2019

Aaron Richey Special

Two Big Macs and a blumpkin

I gave my grandpa the Aaron Richey Special in exchange for his corvette when he dies.

by Large Casey’s Rootbeer April 9, 2023

Aaron "Elias" Shanken

Lives in Berkeley, California

hey guys its aaron "elias" shanken hes prettys igma

by EvanTheEdgeLord69420 December 19, 2023