Squidward

Smacking a girl with your dick and balls simultaneously, leaving behind a squidward shaped imprint.

Scoring system for imprints;
Ball imprint only: 2 points
Penis imprint only: 1 point
Squidward imprint: 10 points

“I laid down the squidward on her hardcore”

by Daddysaur April 16, 2019

Squidward

Someone who always is upset or grumpy, always wears dress clothes tie and yes the tie clip, and lastly hates EVEYTHING!

Hey Squidward have you finished those errands yet?

by Writer of none December 21, 2016

SQUIDWARD

SQUIDWARD (has to be in all caps) means a really annoying and troublesome person. Has tentacles and uses then for unusual purposes 😏. has no emotion and talks like their constipated all the time. Also is gay. (as seen in the picture below⬇️ Or above ⬆️ Idk)

holy shit SQUIDWARD! stop singing that trash song!

Why doesn't SQUIDWARD just stop harassing people

by Rayjeem December 7, 2018

Squidward

The sexiest mother fucker around.

you: hey squidward
squidward: hey hows it going?
you: *internally* omfg hes so hot what do i say next???

by french fry dick September 6, 2019

squidward

noun. After having cummed in a woman's nose and their voice becomes all nasally...

stop! stop! Im becoming a squidward!

by ___ the Man February 28, 2007

Squidward

girl with a really big nose

Shutup squidward no one asked for your opinion!!!!! The guy from spongebob squarepants with the really big nose.

by Luke Kreiman January 4, 2008

squidward

noun: a penis.

Originated from the term spongebob.

My squidward is hard.

by Doug_AK February 13, 2008