Anal Lisp

When you fart but it sounds different and spits everywhere.

Taco Bell gave me an anal lisp. I'm no analyst but I'll bet it was the sand.

by mervunit69 October 1, 2021

Polish Lisp

When a very large person breathes heavily over their words making it difficult to understand them.

John: "My name is ahtbajaj."
Me : "What was that? I couldn't understand you through your Polish Lisp."

by Roodeer December 16, 2015

Nose Lisp

When a person breathes through their nose and it makes an annoying noise. Typically high pitched.

I couldn’t focus during the exam, the person next to me had a nose lisp!

by Ihavenofriendsorgirlfriends August 6, 2024