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johannes jan peter

Johannes Jan Peter is the best husbant, that a woman can wish for. His hands are warm and very big, really soft and manly.

He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...
Hey look at this sexy fellow- he is such an Johannes Jan Peter !
by peperuda July 13, 2017
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Johanne

Johanne is the most beautiful girl! All the guys fall in love with her, but she only loves her horse!
She’s such a Johanne! Look at how she rejected that guy
by Johannelover123 January 1, 2019
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Johannes

A German name describing a very intelligent and good-looking guy who also has a great heart, though he may not always show that openly in the beginning.
He is really athletic and always working on himself through sports and reading.
He is a hard and disciplined worker and won't give up until he's done.
He is also very friendly and welcoming to anyone he meets and will also help whoever he can.
He will do his best to include you in any conversation when he senses you may feel left out of a group.
Once he gets to know you he is the most loyal person you will ever know, but he will also be honest with you and tell you his opinion when he disagrees. He will also provide help when you need it.
He won't want you to do a lot of effort for him or spend money on him.

Once you get to know him he will be the most loveable and amazing person and you won't ever wanna spend a day of your life without him.
"Oh, you've met Johannes? He is the best thing that's ever happened to me."
by anonyyyyyyyymous January 9, 2019
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Johannes

He is the most perfect person you will ever meet. Johannes is a very handsome guy and he has this special look in his eyes. When he wants a girl he fights for her. Loads of girls have a crush on him or they are interested, but he only wants her. He is very smart and plays football. He also has really dirty thouhts, but he will care for you. He will always say the truth an he will never lie to you. Sometimes you can trust him more than your best friend. His smile make you melt, even though you hate it, you love it! He can be an ass too but most of the time he is perfect.
"Who is that?"
"Thats Johannes, he's mine!"
by emma180902 January 13, 2019
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Johannes

A type of person who loves to share Hentai with others, despite nobody likes it or wants it to be shared with them.

He can also be an extremely annoying asshole if you don't add him into your Hangouts group in fear of him spamming Hentai.

If he is not allowed to join you in a game, he will find your server and will grief until you quit the game out of frustration.

He has many friends who are just like him and will gang up on you to do his bidding.

If you see a Johannes make sure you trust him before you invite him to your Hangouts.
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by DapperIlluminatist June 7, 2018
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Johannes my man
by Bosse Andersson September 25, 2017
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johannes nyman helmerius

johannes nyman helmerius is the most awesome guy in the world. he is a god and he is the greatest pussyslayer in the world. everyone called johannes nyman helmerius is the best and he is the manliest, strongest, smartest, bravest, and coolest guy
by Johannes king March 18, 2017
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