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Put Your Dick on the Table

A phrase used to convey "going all out" or "laying it all on the line"; leaving nothing behind, trying one's hardest
Shit dude, with 2 weeks left in the fantasy league you're going to have to Put Your Dick on the Table
by shit_tits4 November 15, 2010
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Shit on your dick gay

Something that is extremely gay, nothing else in the know universe can possibly be gayer.
"Oh man I can't believe that guy just grabbed my balls, that was so gay!"

"No dude that wasn't just gay, that was shit on your dick gay."
by Mr. Naperville December 15, 2009
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grace, your dick is small

grace im sorry but you really have a small weiner, miniscule even i've seen bird cock bigger...

just at least get it checked out. please...
also im sorry for having to tell you this way but you have to learn to accept it. im sorry... truly, if you beleive in your self enough though, maybe you'll get some inches
im not satisfied ... im sorry but grace, your dick is small.
by graceurppsmoll March 17, 2020
mugGet the grace, your dick is smallmug.

Going out of your dick

Partying hard or doing something really crazy.

A person who is doing said partying or crazy action is "going out of their dick"
Guy 1: Holy shit dude, did you just jump over that hot tub?
Guy 2: Yeah man
Guy 1: Wow, you're going out of your dick dude.
by Damag October 21, 2011
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The act of oiling yourself up, taking a large run up and sliding off a ramp over the pool but at the last second you just clip the very tip of your dick on the edge of the pool.
Bro no. 1: Bro! I can't believe I did that!
Bro no. 2: Bro, what did you do? Were you hitting the tip of your dick again?
Bro no. 1: Brosef, I clipped the tip of my dick on the edge of the pool again!
Bro no. 2: NO WAY
by Rump Taster July 13, 2011
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Spit-on-your-dick hot

When a girl is so amazingly attractive that the flag is at full staff, you're ready to go, and JR. needs a little bit of assistance for that first thrust.
That chick is spit-on-your-dick hot
by Jhoe December 9, 2005
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whipping your dick around

1. Exhibiting dominance in such a manner that you are compelled to unzip your pants and hit people with your meat.

2. Sticking it to someone so badly in fantasy football as if you are simply wagging your penis in your opponents face.

3. Exerting yourself as the alpha male by hitting other men in the face with your dick.
1. I knew David was in a groove when he dropped his pants and whipped his dick around the living room.

2. Damn Zach, why you gotta be whipping your dick around after hitting that basket?
by etrain004 November 8, 2009
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