"Oh man I can't believe that guy just grabbed my balls, that was so gay!"
"No dude that wasn't just gay, that was shit on your dick gay."
"No dude that wasn't just gay, that was shit on your dick gay."
by Mr. Naperville December 15, 2009
Get the Shit on your dick gay mug.An expression/suggestion used in situations where someone hasn't fucked in awhile, thereby making his dick "dusty"
"dude, u've been cockteased by so many girls lately, its about time you dust your dick
First person: I havent fucked in awhile, i need to dust my dick
First person: I havent fucked in awhile, i need to dust my dick
by duster87 December 21, 2008
Get the Dust your dick mug.The act of being obvious in your intentions to have sex with a woman so as to avoid entering the friend zone.
This method could mean the difference between a man spending months of time, energy, and money on a girl only to be told, "I really like you a lot, but I don't want to ruin the friendship we have." , and finding out immediately whether or not he might be getting laid and if he should continue his endeavors to do so with this woman.
This method could mean the difference between a man spending months of time, energy, and money on a girl only to be told, "I really like you a lot, but I don't want to ruin the friendship we have." , and finding out immediately whether or not he might be getting laid and if he should continue his endeavors to do so with this woman.
nice guy: You know that beautiful girl I've been chasing for months? She just friend-ed me.
Friend: You should have been wearing your dick on your sleeve, man. You could have saved a lot of time and moved on to the next girl.
Friend: You should have been wearing your dick on your sleeve, man. You could have saved a lot of time and moved on to the next girl.
by Sanewma January 8, 2012
Get the Wearing your dick on your sleeve mug.grace im sorry but you really have a small weiner, miniscule even i've seen bird cock bigger...
just at least get it checked out. please...
also im sorry for having to tell you this way but you have to learn to accept it. im sorry... truly, if you beleive in your self enough though, maybe you'll get some inches
just at least get it checked out. please...
also im sorry for having to tell you this way but you have to learn to accept it. im sorry... truly, if you beleive in your self enough though, maybe you'll get some inches
by graceurppsmoll March 17, 2020
Get the grace, your dick is small mug.Partying hard or doing something really crazy.
A person who is doing said partying or crazy action is "going out of their dick"
A person who is doing said partying or crazy action is "going out of their dick"
Guy 1: Holy shit dude, did you just jump over that hot tub?
Guy 2: Yeah man
Guy 1: Wow, you're going out of your dick dude.
Guy 2: Yeah man
Guy 1: Wow, you're going out of your dick dude.
by Damag October 21, 2011
Get the Going out of your dick mug.The act of oiling yourself up, taking a large run up and sliding off a ramp over the pool but at the last second you just clip the very tip of your dick on the edge of the pool.
Bro no. 1: Bro! I can't believe I did that!
Bro no. 2: Bro, what did you do? Were you hitting the tip of your dick again?
Bro no. 1: Brosef, I clipped the tip of my dick on the edge of the pool again!
Bro no. 2: NO WAY
Bro no. 2: Bro, what did you do? Were you hitting the tip of your dick again?
Bro no. 1: Brosef, I clipped the tip of my dick on the edge of the pool again!
Bro no. 2: NO WAY
by Rump Taster July 13, 2011
Get the Hitting the tip of your dick mug.When a girl is so amazingly attractive that the flag is at full staff, you're ready to go, and JR. needs a little bit of assistance for that first thrust.
That chick is spit-on-your-dick hot
by Jhoe December 9, 2005
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