After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.
Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”
Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025
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Said when it's better for you to know someone that's a dick than to not know someone who's a dick. Or it's better to deal with someone/something you don't like than to deal with something/someone that you DON'T know. Similar meaning to keep your friends close but your enemies closer.
"Ugh that Paul's being a right knob at work... He's after that promotion!"
"Like they say though, better the devil you know than the devil you don't."
"Like they say though, better the devil you know than the devil you don't."
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“ i better not catch you lackin or i'm going crazy” or
“IF I SEE YOU IN A ALLEY IM GOING INSANEE”
“ i better not catch you lackin or i'm going crazy” or
“IF I SEE YOU IN A ALLEY IM GOING INSANEE”
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Get the i better not catch you lackin or i'm going crazy mug.Khaled: Your son kissed my daughter!
Hassan: My son does what he pleases, if you have a goat better tie it!
Hassan: My son does what he pleases, if you have a goat better tie it!
by Shadraq April 18, 2020
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Get the how did your game change for, I’m going to say the better, when you joined the Mafia with Matt and I? mug.Woman: Are you a woman beater?
Beater: No, but I'm about to beat whatever you are!
So, the person can be called a "Whatever-You-Are Beater."
Beater: No, but I'm about to beat whatever you are!
So, the person can be called a "Whatever-You-Are Beater."
by FreakyDonkey June 6, 2009
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