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wonton

A typical English person, or somebody from the USA, Australia or NZ, who speaks only one language. i.e. one tongue. Sure, there are other nations around the world like that, but not many, probably due to English's status as the current world language. p.s. I'm a recovering ex Englishman, but gladly no longer a wonton.
He's a real wonton, that Londoner.
by namestillfree February 23, 2022
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Wonton

A wonton is an Asian tourist or just a plain Asian who is bad or inexperienced at at everyday American things.
I was riding the chairlift the other day when I saw a massive group of wontons running around and screaming Asian words. all their gear was at the bottom of the hill and it seemed like they were looking for something (probably a ski pole or something).
by Db-Skis December 3, 2017
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Stuffing the Wonton

Having anal sex with an obese Asian Man
Dude He was Stuffing the Wonton so long he ran out of Duck Sauce
by Davie Dee March 27, 2011
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Wonton

When you walk into a bathroom stall, and there's something lurking in the toilet... Generally leftovers, from those who don't flush
Guy 1: Ew. Wtf is that?
Guy 2: yeah dude, it's goin all Wonton up in there, musta been McDs
by I is ApPLe May 20, 2016
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wonton fest

a party of only Asians (or at least 80% Asians), where there is a substantial abundance of people who most likely eat wonton.
Lee: You coming to my party?
Bill: Is it going to be another wonton fest?
Lee: Fuck you
by justforlogins5 October 16, 2015
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Wonton

when one busts a nut on a toe(s)
BRO! BILLY JUST WONTONED ON BECCAS TOES!
by BILLYWONTON May 18, 2018
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Wanton Wonton

When a guy named don refuses to admit he was wrong.
"Don was being super wanton wonton about the words wonton and wanton"
by Xplay3r July 7, 2020
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