Wonton

Chinese food filled to the brink with Asian powah! Math, Piano, And 619193 forms of Kung Fu.

Side effects may include nausea, sickness, death, imprisonment in the bowels of monk hell, and much more!

Person 1: Oh I’m gonna be so Asian after I eat the fucking wontons!

Person 2: 1, 2,4... 999, 1000!You’re gonna be such a thicc Boi 💯🔥

by .Wonton Fighter. March 3, 2018

Nigga Wonton

You’re typical Asian ghetto friend. The one that thinks he’s good at Basketball but he really isn’t. The one that fakes getting bad grades just to hang out with black people

Yo he such a nigga wonton, man. Tryna play basketball with us. I told him to get lost and study math.

by BVBSir September 5, 2019

Wanton Wonton

When a guy named don refuses to admit he was wrong.

"Don was being super wanton wonton about the words wonton and wanton"

by Xplay3r July 7, 2020

Salty Wonton

A sexual maneuver closly related to the extremely popular "Tea Bag" in which a woman takes a sweaty Asain mans testicles inside the mouth.

Maria was feeling satisfied, albeit a little ill after taking a Salty Wonton from Mr Chou.

by Snoop Beardy August 12, 2011

Wonton

A wonton is an Asian tourist or just a plain Asian who is bad or inexperienced at at everyday American things.

I was riding the chairlift the other day when I saw a massive group of wontons running around and screaming Asian words. all their gear was at the bottom of the hill and it seemed like they were looking for something (probably a ski pole or something).

by Db-Skis December 3, 2017

Dirty Wontoning

To stick ones ball sack and balls into another person's asshole. The act is dirty wontoning, and the ball sack afterwards is called a "Dirty Wonton".

>Hey, Katie! Wanna make some Chinese tonight?
>>Sure Collin, by Chinese do you mean dirty wontoning?

by VexxedIcon May 22, 2014

Pulling a Wonton

When you go balls deep into a crowd as a last ditch effort. Its like marriage without the option of divorce, there is no exit strategy.

I didn't make it but I tried by pulling a Wonton and committed hard.

by Ice Barrage March 16, 2021