From the Trailer Park Boys: The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.
Lahey: "You know what a shit barometer is, Bubs?"
Bubbles: "...No."
Lahey: "Measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it! Listen Bubs, hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.
...Beware, my friend. Shit winds are a coming."
Bubbles: "...No."
Lahey: "Measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it! Listen Bubs, hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.
...Beware, my friend. Shit winds are a coming."
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And the fire’s hot
The vulture waits to see what rots
Oh how pretty
All the scenery
This is nature’s sacrifice
When the air blows through
With a brisk attack
The reptile tail ripped from its back
When the sun sets
We will not forget the
Red sun over paradise
And the fire’s hot
The vulture waits to see what rots
Oh how pretty
All the scenery
This is nature’s sacrifice
When the air blows through
With a brisk attack
The reptile tail ripped from its back
When the sun sets
We will not forget the
Red sun over paradise
When the wind is slow is a theme song from MGR during sundowner boss fight
"LIKE I SAID JACK KIDS ARE CRUEL, AND I LOVE MINORS!" -Sundowner
"LIKE I SAID JACK KIDS ARE CRUEL, AND I LOVE MINORS!" -Sundowner
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Get the Windy Nut-sack mug.Another variation of the Cincinnati bowtie, where the giver flatulates in the victim's face. Only this time, the flatulation becomes a shart, and the victim receives a heap of hot brown lumps right there on the neck. If the lumps come in a ferocious spray to the face, the steamer becomes the Windy City Carl (no seran wrap).
by Master Leo November 3, 2006
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It consists of the following - upon achieving full penetration of the victim's slotch, the performer reaches through his own ass gap from behind and CAREFULLY places his thumb behind whichever nut he considers to be the most expendable and pushes it, as quickly as is expedient, into the victim's bungwhistle. The true danger is now at hand, for the possibility of sudden and ruinous butthole contraction is ever-present. The mark of the true potato-master is the ability to elicit moans of joy, rather than screams of pain or expulsions of gas, by using this technique. Use of lubrication is advised unless victim has sufficiently pustulent ass-herpes.
note-missionary position recommended_1
It consists of the following - upon achieving full penetration of the victim's slotch, the performer reaches through his own ass gap from behind and CAREFULLY places his thumb behind whichever nut he considers to be the most expendable and pushes it, as quickly as is expedient, into the victim's bungwhistle. The true danger is now at hand, for the possibility of sudden and ruinous butthole contraction is ever-present. The mark of the true potato-master is the ability to elicit moans of joy, rather than screams of pain or expulsions of gas, by using this technique. Use of lubrication is advised unless victim has sufficiently pustulent ass-herpes.
Little Timmy tried to give Jewish Jane the windish potato but found that the gap needed to reposition a nut for insertion was greater than the length of his pecker. Suspecting mischief, she unleashed her venomous couderfangs and de-balled the poor fucker right there.
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