dirty mouth wash

when you piss in a persons mouth then put your dick in there

man: hay kid get in my van and i will give you a dirty mouth wash

kid:no thanks my dad sied if i let no one touch my pikle he will give me a nikle

man: pulls out gun

kid: oh shit

dirty mouth wash by ting ling 69 April 8, 2022

did you wash your az today 

WASH YOPUR ASS

did you wash your az today

did you wash your az today by uwu master 1234567890098765432 November 9, 2023

Denver Car Wash

The act of multiple men getting in a circle and jerking off, and all men cum on a woman lying on the floor during the process.

“Yo mike what did you do last night?” “Oh not much, we gave stacy a denver car wash”

Denver Car Wash by Miguel Myers February 6, 2026

Dick Car Wash

noun.

The metaphorical state of being in a very homosexual situation, or undesirable position. Described as the brushes in a car wash being replaced with penises, and slapping the individual in the face repeatedly while revolving, as if they were cleaning the exterior of a vehicle.

Mark: Man, let’s get out of here….

Jim: What gives? I like the vibe of this place!

Mark: No dude, this place is a total Dick Car Wash. Do you see the amount of Navy personnel in here?

Jim: Oh….yeah there are a lot of sailors here…

Mark: Yeah. Let’s peace out and get some Taco John’s. I’m going to 9/11 that toilet later.

Dick Car Wash by Penis Alota April 14, 2026