Wondersplendous

The epitome of happiness and nirvana wrapped in one word cleverly combining the words "Splendid" and "Wonderful".

The equation resembles this:

Wonderful + Splendid(Awesomeness) = Wondersplendous

Original-

Quy: Yo choob wat up nig?
Keith: Ur mom nig.

Translation-

Quy: Hello my good friend, how are you feeling.
Keith: Not much my fine fellow, I am feeling quite wondersplendous today.

by Alan Reed September 2, 2008

wondercookie

An British Chocolate Chip cookie who wears a top hat, monicle, gloves, and carries a cane. He lives under the desks of schizophrenic teachers and professors.

You are taking a test and you notice the teacher is talking to himself. What you don't know is that there's actually a wondercookie under his desk.

by Potimer January 11, 2009

Wonder Snax

A California-based TV Dinner -style food manufacturer. Woner Snax went bankrupt in 1987, and is most well remembered for being taken to court by rapper "Kul Bheenz" for their "Cool Bean Dip Frozen Snak-Pak" (for infringing on his name).

"Man, this Wonder Snax Snak-Pak is nasty, it's a wonder they're still in business"

by KulBheenzFan27 April 26, 2009

Wonder Dust

The small bits of toilet paper found on or around a woman's vagina prior to cunninglingus.

Dude, that chick had so much wonder dust on her pussy it looks like she just had a surgical cast removed.

I kept picking wonder dust off my tounge after giving that chick head in the dark.

by WonderDustNutz July 30, 2019

One cheek wonder

U only have one butt cheek

Hey look at one cheek wonder

by Pooplicke August 3, 2016

wonder years

an old show thats not aired anymore. But definatly one of the greatest shows of all time. about a boy growing up in the 70's with a dumb older brother, a hippy sisster, and a strict and powerful dad, and a sweet mom. The show shows this boy growing up and falling in love with this girl whinny and all the adventures that boys his age had back in the 70's. HANDS DOWN THE BEST SHOW EVER!

I was watching the wonder years last night and i couldnt stop laughing.

by cheaptrick726293 November 20, 2007

Stale Wonderbread

The act of giving yourself a handjob with the hand of your passed out tour mate.

"Donnie's hard cock throbbed as Johnny's limp hand slid down the shaft, give him what's known as a stale Wonderbread, a drop of pre cum glistened on his palm."

by Longnecker81 August 13, 2018