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Venus nosetrap

Putting your bare ass right in front of a sleeping friend then having another friend smack them and shove there face right into your ass (nose in the hole). Then you rip a huge smelly fart and/or shit while their nose is in your asshole.

If you have a big ass you could fill the victims air passages with noxious ass gass, causing them to pass out.

Extra Thrill: Do this while the victim is under covers to get a dutch oven effect!
That venus nosetrap we pulled last night was awesome! I think he's still passed out with shit up his nose!
by BestTricks August 9, 2009
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Venus Flytrap

A carnivorous plant that traps its prey by attracting it with its flowers and then closing over top of it.
The thing with jagged teeth - what do you need an example for?
by Mark S June 1, 2004
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Venus

Tall, very pale tone of olive skin, firey temper and often doesn't forgive very well. Knows all her strengths and weaknesses and uses this to her advantage. Complex to understand and rarely even opens up to people in the first place.
With a name like Venus, she just had to be unforgettable.
by Pixie xxxx March 24, 2009
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Venustraphobia

I can't talk to that girl over there.

Why?

She is to god damn beautiful. I have venustraphobia.
by newton hooton May 25, 2007
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The Venus Project

New-age communism with an environmental twist.
There are no real differences between The Venus Project and Communism - Both are based on the elimination of money and the class system, the collective ownership of all natural resources, and an economic system that gives to each according to his own need.

It's an idealistic system that would work in a perfect world, but The Soviet Union demonstrated that humans are far from perfect.
by Zer0T October 16, 2011
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Venue Change

A "venue change" is the moving of the date from one location to a distinctly different location. If you are on a coffee date with a girl and decide to take her with you on a walk through the park, this is a venue change. The pick-up community believes that a venue change can create the feeling of having gone on multiple dates even though the venues visited are on one continuous date.
Jack: Sally says she won't kiss anybody until the third date.
John: That's funny, because I kissed her at the end of our first date.
Jack: How?!
John: I took her to three different places --a coffee shop, the pet shop, and to a restaurant --all in one date. The date was one huge venue change.
by Jak DiGriz December 15, 2010
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More Venus than Penis

Phrase meaning that a party, event, or social gathering contains more women (venus) than men (penis) in total attendees. Alternatively, one could reverse the words 'venus' and 'penis' in the phrase to mean that the event has more men, than women. See sausage fest
Phrase was originally coined by a man named Jeremy from Connecticut who was in charge of 'pre-party arrival recon' to determine if the event was worth inviting more people.
Guy1 (on phone)- How's that house party? Are there a good amount of girls, or is there alot of dudes?

Guy2- Hell yeah, definitely more venus than penis, my friend! Are you going to drop by or what?!

Guy1- I'm on my way now...(click)
by JeremySc December 22, 2008
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