Short for mega valedictorian and synonymous to sweat, but bolsters the meaning of it -- implies that someone has done something very sweaty in the context of academics or any achievements in general.
An example of a mega val would be cwu
An example of a mega val would be cwu
Person 1: Oh yeah did you know that I made Stanford
Person 2: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT A MEGA MEGA MEGA VAL SWEAT
Person 1: OH YEAH YEAH I'M RANK #1
Person 2: OH MY WHAT A MEGA VAL
Person 2: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT A MEGA MEGA MEGA VAL SWEAT
Person 1: OH YEAH YEAH I'M RANK #1
Person 2: OH MY WHAT A MEGA VAL
by cumuniversity December 21, 2021
Val Qian is a beautiful friend and everyone needs a friend like Val Qian. She is tall and her height is around 170 at the age of 16! She can be the next model and walk on the runway maybe at PFW or MFW or maybe even NYFW! She has a boyfriend right now, so if you dare to touch her, her boyfriend will smack your booty so WATCH OUT! If you ever hurt Val Qian, her friend emhan will also come and pinch your nose and pull up your undies so BETTER WATCH OUT! Val Qian also has cute doggies, ocha and mocca! Mocca was preggy after she came back from the dog hotel!! And Val Qian was there to support her dog! Val Qian and emhan witnessed her preggy belly for the first time! LEGENDS!! Anyway, LOVE YA VAL QIAN and her friend emhan❤️
Val Qian and emhan went to pim to ice skate back in 2016!
Val Qian and emhan are BFF since DAY 1!
Val Qian and emhan love MHA, HAIKYUU, BOBA and cute guys, PERIODT LUVV!
Val Qian and emhan are BFF since DAY 1!
Val Qian and emhan love MHA, HAIKYUU, BOBA and cute guys, PERIODT LUVV!
by hanabananana November 10, 2020
by <3~! August 13, 2022
by cuppai April 09, 2022
We went to Pat Val for afternoon tea.
by Urban Lexicography December 21, 2020
the most epic kind of blow job position. the female sucks the male from upside down with her legs wrapped around his neck. basically a tricked out 69 position for blow jobs. (depending on strength of male, can be done either laying down or standing up)
Example 1 noun:
Oakley: "Dude, we did the val-tap yesterday!"
Josh: "Sweet, I've always wanted to do that with my girl."
Example 2 verb:
Janie and Harold val-tapped all night, standing up. Harold's neck hurt in the morning.
Oakley: "Dude, we did the val-tap yesterday!"
Josh: "Sweet, I've always wanted to do that with my girl."
Example 2 verb:
Janie and Harold val-tapped all night, standing up. Harold's neck hurt in the morning.
by juicepopftw July 27, 2009