This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.

Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.

The other terrorists golf clap.
“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”

“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”
by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020
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unholy bowling

The Mormon way of saying fuck
Me and Jan are going unholy bowling
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unholy sprinkler

When a man windmills his penis while he urinates
“Hey baby Let’s try an unholy sprinkler tonight
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Unholy Confessions

Out of all of Avenged Sevenfold's songs which are mostly complex to play on guitar, Unholy Confessions Is probably the most beginner friendly song by A7X to play on guitar. It's also a pretty good song and very Metalcore-ish
Unholy Confessions
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praying on unholy ground

getting involved with a girl known to be a trouble in her previous relationships
Person A: I'm going on a date with **** tomorrow.

Person B: Your're praying on unholy ground ,mate.
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Unholy abomination

Haytham don't u know ugali and mustard is an unholy abomination
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Unholy shower

The act of paying a homeless drug addict (or similarly repulsive person or people) to urinate upon someone.
Generally used as an insult.
"I paid $1 for your unholy shower, hopefully you'll smell better afterwards."

"You smell like you just took an unholy shower."

"I'd rather take an unholy shower...."
by VonTekuRyu July 02, 2017
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