When you go behind someone and slap your hand back and fourth between their thighs to replicate the feeling a fish flopping about.
While Fred was chatting it up with a young lady , I trouted him and he spilled his beer all over her chest.
by Papa Derf November 13, 2007
A Trout Molester is someone who has no self-control when it comes to their raging libido. A Trout Molester will dip his penis into anything that has a hole regardless of obvious painful consequences.
They will even perform throat sex on a Trout while totally disregarding the fact they have razor sharp teeth -- all in the name of an insatiable and overwhelming lust for sexual release.
Trout Molester = A person of Extreme Sexual Deviance.
They will even perform throat sex on a Trout while totally disregarding the fact they have razor sharp teeth -- all in the name of an insatiable and overwhelming lust for sexual release.
Trout Molester = A person of Extreme Sexual Deviance.
Matthew: Wtf is going on in this god damned neighbourhood? Someone is going around removing door knobs on all the homes while leaving clumps of mayonnaise in it's place. Weird.
Higz: You have it all wrong, dude. It was Terry the Trout Molester who lives on the corner. He is responsible, and by the way; that's not mayonnaise.
Matthew: Huh?
Higz: The guy has no self-control, and he will stick his dick in anything with a hole, regardless of whether or not it has a pulse. Last week I caught the Trout Molester in the park having sex with a hollowed out cob of corn. He said that he suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder and therefore, "not (his) fault".
Matthew: What a sick cunt! Tonight I'll be rigging a door knob and motion detector to my wood chipper out back. That'll learn 'em, fuck yeah!
Higz: You have it all wrong, dude. It was Terry the Trout Molester who lives on the corner. He is responsible, and by the way; that's not mayonnaise.
Matthew: Huh?
Higz: The guy has no self-control, and he will stick his dick in anything with a hole, regardless of whether or not it has a pulse. Last week I caught the Trout Molester in the park having sex with a hollowed out cob of corn. He said that he suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder and therefore, "not (his) fault".
Matthew: What a sick cunt! Tonight I'll be rigging a door knob and motion detector to my wood chipper out back. That'll learn 'em, fuck yeah!
by Higzy Teflon February 21, 2012
Brad: Yo how big is your dick?
Chad: Bro I'm packing a trout how bout' you?
Brad: Damnnnn bro I have a 6 incher at best
Chad: Bro I'm packing a trout how bout' you?
Brad: Damnnnn bro I have a 6 incher at best
by omshure July 26, 2019
A slimy, stinky fish that swims in Lake Travis Villas. It jumps in every boat,it is very clingy ,its loose, flabby and the smell lingers.
That Amber Trout stinks!
by Phat Dick Nick December 15, 2016
The act of one male approaching another male from behind and putting his hand in between the back of his upper thighs and moving his hands in a back and forth slapping motion.
This act must be performed while calling out the phrase, "grimy trout!"
This motion is an exact replica of the male trout swimming up stream during mating season.
To be extra grimy, the man will move his hand in an upward motion, coming in contact with the male genitalia, testicles, and or gooch. This motion is done while calling out the phrase, "grimy trout, swimming up stream!"
The act of performing a grimy trout should never be done in a homosexual way, but only as a friendly way to say, Hi, or How are you? It can also be done to people who you really don't like and want to humiliate in public.
If not done in a friendly way, only grimy trout chaches, frat stars, and others who you really don't like.
This act must be performed while calling out the phrase, "grimy trout!"
This motion is an exact replica of the male trout swimming up stream during mating season.
To be extra grimy, the man will move his hand in an upward motion, coming in contact with the male genitalia, testicles, and or gooch. This motion is done while calling out the phrase, "grimy trout, swimming up stream!"
The act of performing a grimy trout should never be done in a homosexual way, but only as a friendly way to say, Hi, or How are you? It can also be done to people who you really don't like and want to humiliate in public.
If not done in a friendly way, only grimy trout chaches, frat stars, and others who you really don't like.
grimy trout- Wow Paul, that grimy trout really was the grimiest thing that anyone has ever done to a chach like me.
Woa! What did you just do to me?
You know you liked that grimy trout fag.
Woa! What did you just do to me?
You know you liked that grimy trout fag.
by D-North July 16, 2008
Any person who, when walking through a mall, travels opposite the normal flow of traffic (left side instead of the right). Derived from the peculiar mating rituals of trout in which they travel upstream to spawn.
by DownWithGravity April 03, 2010
A legendary and mythological fish who ascends from the depth of remote streams to clean and polish one's scrotal region with it's gentle nibbles. Preliminary reports suggest that this fish may also engage in the cleaning of the taint.
by mrcleanballs February 20, 2011