Dirty Tripod

The act of licking one's own anus for entertainment, hygiene, sport, or pleasure.

If I could do the "Dirty Tripod" I would never leave the house.

by Gimpdog December 6, 2007

TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION

Placing both hands palm to palm- turn middle and ring fingers into palms- keeping pinky, pointer, and thumbs together and extended (a hang loose with addition of thumbs)- rest chin on thumbs- insert pointer fingers into her pink pussy and begin to lick that kitty- as her arousal increases throw in the OPTION by sliding pinkies into her ass!

Knowing how Sally likes me to lick her pink for a lengthy amount of time, I set up my TRIPLE TRIPOD with the OPTION sending her into a quick climax.

by Johnny Stinkfinger April 11, 2009

Corn Cob Tripod

When 2 chicks are giving you a blow job at the same time and both licking the penis shaft up and down.

My day went even better when Erin and Deb came over for a little corn cob tripod! Those 2 chicks had me sporting wood in no time.

by Ferris Dean August 18, 2008

Two pees and a tripod

When you tie your girlfriend/significant other to a bed, set up a tripod, and piss twice on them. Also heard in 'Roman's Revenge' by Nicki Minaj and Eminem.

EMINEM: So finally, I broke down and bought her an iPod, and caught her stealin' my music. So I tied her arms and legs to the bed, set up the camera and pissed twice on her. Look, two pees and a tripod!

by RainbowSocks12 July 1, 2011

Tripod Funny

A inside joke consisting of 3 inside jokes combined...Hence the Tripod Funny

1.I see evaporation
2.I'm pulling my eyelids
3.silly rabbit kids are for trix

I see evaporation while im pulling my eyelids..you silly rabbit kids are for trix! <Thats the Tripod Funny

by amigop March 4, 2009

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

Standing tripod

sex move in which stand next to bed with chick lying on bed sideways and lean hands on her hair holding it down to the bed as your feet, hands and dick form a tripod of support!

I gave that bitch the standing tripod!

by JBut December 25, 2007