Toblerone Touchdown

when your missus has BV and you're out of condoms so you stick a Toblerone box on your penis and go to town, then when you've picked up enough of the BV juices and jizzed in the box, you pull out, take the sleeve off, and touchdown it onto her head. bonus points if it lands in her mouth.
Danny gave me a Toblerone Touchdown last night, I'm telling my therapist all about it tomorrow.
by itsmxra42 April 18, 2024
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touchdown dance

When two people celebrate something, one bends over while the other stands directly behind and both proceed to dance.
"Woo hoo, we just won, let's do the touchdown dance!"
by Jimmy Schwantz November 07, 2007
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When dey swang so lo' dey scrape da con-crete
Ouch! My tingy tonsticlies just hit the Testicle Touchdown (Feat. Teezo Touchdown)

Damnss tha so waddington weddish central!!
by Teezy Tuco January 20, 2024
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Gobbler touchdown

When a gobbler does a running jump like football to intercept a dick going into someone's mouth and take it deep into his gagless throat hole
That man whore sure knows how to score a gobbler touchdown
by Twist his dick November 21, 2023
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touchdown seahawks

Touchdown Seahawks is a phrase used at sporting events when the umpires or referees make the wrong call on a play that is beyond obvious to everyone else spectating.
Player slides home but gets tagged before reaching the base but still called safe. Guy in the crowd shouts, "Touchdown Seahawks"

In football when there's a questionable touchdown but the refs give it to the home team. Touchdown Seahawks
by TrappinGod22 April 07, 2016
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Touchdown

You arrive home, come through a place, turn up somwhere, show up.
I'm touchdown home first then ill be there

I'm touchdown in a min
by Uk Street Truth May 28, 2022
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Touchdown

by Queen Lateefah November 18, 2021
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