TheRealistAsshole

Some guy who’s probably gay

TheRealistAsshole: I’m gay
Everyone: we know

by TheRealistAsshole February 8, 2023

TheRealGoldenXander

The name for people who don't SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT DEBATING.

"I think *this character* beats *this character"
"Shut the fuck up TheRealGoldenXander

by ssjxander January 11, 2023

TheRealFigure

this word means when you call some TheRealFigure it’ll often mean blind and tall.

person 1: dude your TheRealFigure!
person 2: HEY i’m not blind plus im 5,2.

by anonymous August 21, 2024

therealgoatforever

The real goat is Cristiano Ronaldo many people think Pessi is the goat but he will only score penalties and tap in’s

Guy Cristiano Ronaldo is therealgoatforever not pessi

by Ronaldo>pessi February 14, 2024

thereal.john.f.kennedy

The funnier, raw, more relatable yet still talented version of famous TikToker I.lost.my.blender.help

(professionally known as Jeremy Beanstock)

“thereal.john.f.kennedy soooo fine”
“ikr”

by imthedefiner June 7, 2025