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Wanking the dog

Example: Gary got fired for wanking the dog.
by PotsNPan July 16, 2021
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wankin the willy

beating your cock so much your sperm shoots out at 32mph onto your ceiling fan that sprays it around like the fucking 4th of july
Jeffery Epstein “Oh boy I’m gonna start wankin the willy to another underaged child”

The kids mom “I thought I sent my kid to a boy scouts camp. Not a fucking XXVIDEOS Orgy scene”
by Bill Clinton Touched Me May 14, 2023
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Wanking The Worm

A Prank that Many kids do these days.It only means ,to fuck yourself (Totally does not mean to pull your third leg up and down)
"Hey Look Im Wanking The Worm! "

Its Imposible to Wank THE Worm"
by MyBallsAreVeryItchy July 7, 2023
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nicest wanker in the world

When you are done with someone’s past shit, but you still end up helping them when their shit has sideways.
That guy hates my guts, but he still got me out of a jam. He’s the Nicest Wanker In The World!”

“Might not like him, but I’ll help. I’m the Nicest Wanker In The World!”
by Unsung Hero 2023 July 14, 2023
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Wankin' The Hose

When you go to a hoe's house, and commit dubious acts, such as foghorning, and doing real monkey (nigga) stuff.
Dude, yesterday I was totally Wankin' The Hose at this boss's house!
by JasonBourneTheSecond March 1, 2025
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wanking to the poll

to push to the limit, to bring to the very end.
guy 1: holy shit! your doing 60 mph!
guy 2: thats nothing. i havnt even begun wanking to the poll.
by neotreo December 24, 2007
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wanky in the sanky

A Finnish slang term used to masturbating right before bedtime.
Julle is always sure to get a wanky in the sanky in before he goes to sleep.
by AnonymousHyena May 17, 2023
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