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secretary butt

when you sit so much that your ass starts to mold to the shape of the chair, creating a shelf-like appearance. commonly seen in school secretaries or robust librarians.
"damn did you see that ass when she stood up?! shes got a bad case of secretary butt, dude. that shit was like a shelf."
by registered firearm 420 May 12, 2025
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Secretary GAVF

Add it at the end of an e-mail or letter to sound important.
(especially if you're adressing official bodies or companies)

GAVF = Grill auf Volksfesten = (engl.) Barbecue at folk festivals = BAFF
Yo EZB,

send cash for buiz ASAP!

Have a blast

Justin Case-Eyeneed, Secretary GAVF

... or google "Titanic WM 2006" for a perfect example.
by Kain Ächter-Nahme July 8, 2022
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