neopolitan complex

Whether due to the fact that one with this condition inhabit territories north of the Mason Dixon, or simply is opinionated and cold blooded. One with a Neopolitan Complex prefers the order of a redhead, a blonde, and then a brunette when it comes to order of flavor. Those with a Neopolitan Complex will not deviate from this algorithm. So much to the fact that if the carpet does not match the drapes, they will immediately abstain and wait for the next flavor to come full circle.

Thor has such a Neopolitan Complex, he was with Ruby on Monday, Brooke on Tuesday, and when Brooke and Ruby came back together on Wednesday for a threesome, he passed and said “I’m good for now”.

by klosiN May 1, 2018

neopolitan

when you see a black person an asian and a white person walking together

did you see that neopolitan over there?

ya it was fuckin crazy!

by john hams john ham September 16, 2009

Neopolitan Ice Cream

When you make a girl's asshole bleed, blow your load, then she poops it out, hence the white, pink, and brown color scheme.

Hayden: "I gave her some neopolitan ice cream last night."
Cole: "Gnarly."

by poopygoo114 March 5, 2019

Neopolitan Pussy

Black Pussy; you know it looks like Neapolitan ice cream

Latanya: Ew, you like Neapolitan pussy.

DJ Quick: I love Neopolitan pussy !
Lashawn: excuse me

Ruben Studdard: I’m sorry

by Boté June 14, 2019

neopolitan super glasing

3 Guys, a Black, a white, and an asian, all ejaculating on one female

me and my bois just got done neopolitan super glasing petricia

by memerino October 7, 2016

Neopolitan

When you are on your period and go to the toilet for a piss and a shit and then wipe. The colors of the Neopolitan lay on your tissue

Just went to the toilet and had a full-blown Neopolitan wipe

by peachyorange March 4, 2022