The Haha Method

The haha method®- a method created & proven By CR where you say "haha" to show you have no interest in what they're saying or are majorly pissed by it. Either way you want it to stop. If they are in anyway smart they will completely curve the conversation.

This method has been copyrighted by CR as of 4/18/16 10:39 pm

Steve: she is so hot look how nice her ass is
Carol: haha
Steve: so nice weather we're having right?
the haha method

by Crankhandle64 June 5, 2016

The Laura Method

When a girl falls for 5 gay guys (sometimes this definition is stretched to fit any guys who are not attracted to girls) before she dates a guy. It is often a repeating cycle.

Wow , I heard Carol fell for a fourth gay guy, at least that means she’s almost completed the Laura method.

by laurallama84 November 27, 2017

The Pennington Method

Named after it's founder, The Pennington Method also known as The 'Kevin-Pennington Method' was initially discovered about 50 years ago and has come to be known as way to entice, enchant and delight females. The driving force behind the "Pennington Method" isnt exactly a definable science, but lies somewhere in between hypnotism and magic. The origins are relatively unknown but the effects are seen widespread throughout the entertainment industry. The Pennington Method has been responsible for bringing some of the most beautiful females out of hiding and turning them into stars.

We have used The Pennington Method when wrangling female entertainers with excellent success.

by Jimmy Tib Kirk June 1, 2018

The Micah Method

Hanging yourself while watching wierd japanese porn and seeing if you can splooch before your air supply is cut off. Typically, “Have Nageela” is blasted whole preforming this act.

“Hey bro, where’s Micah?”
“Ya dude, I think he’s trying to complete The Micah Method in his room.”

by Sewer Jew August 20, 2018

The Philip method

The woman lies down on the American side of the border while the man does her from the Mexican border. Then right as the man jizzes he jumps over the border so the kid is conceived in the United States and Trump can’t deport him.

Philip was conceived using the Philip method. So no matter how hard he tries he’s not a real immigrant.

by CC_021 May 12, 2019

The Cosby Method

The method used when you want to ask your crush out with drugs without them knowing you’re using drugs.

“Yo, did you hear how Jeremy asked out his girl?”
“Yeah man! Didn’t he use the famous The Cosby Method?”
“Yeah! I mean granted, he went to jail, but at least the girl didn’t have to buy her own drinks.”

by Monty McSquishy October 27, 2019

The smoothie method

Cutting your balls and dick off and putting them in a jar

The smoothie method from happy

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020